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There clearly was like. Same goes for when he had his first touch.

Brilliant.

Get in? Yes. I quite like City, problem? How you'd prefer Man City over Southampton is baffling mind.

People were definitely on his back immediately like. His first touch was met with groans with 45000 people screaming at him telling him what to do. He's shit yes, but the way the crowd goes mental when he does something wrong is just not on imo.

I thought he was very poor first half. Gave the ball away countless times and tried silly passes too many times. Much better second half and I was relieved he stayed on the pitch and Yohan came off.

The points you make mean nothing. He's not in the top ten highest scorers in Premier League histoy. He's not in England's top ten highest scorers list. He's not in Spurs' all time top 5 highest scorers list. He's a greedy fucking thick little midget.

One of the funniest things I've seen on a football field. Absolute heedtheball.

Love this bloke. Absolutely love him. He's what football is all about. He's ours man. What the fuck?

Feel ashamed I ever wrote this bloke off. Very solid. Keep proving me wrong Perchinio. I've grown to love him.

Its true though, we play poorly with little creativity and chances. When we play 4-3-3/4-2-3-1 thing type, we create much more. Not saying it for fun, its because its right. Yet we thumped Man Utd playing four four fucking two.

Quick refresher course in time for the big kickoff. I don't get it.

So what's new? Yeah, I've not listened to his patter for a good few months now. He just seemed to be on another level there about Van Persie.

That's impressive. Hopefully they'll have the highlights up over the next few days, I'll look forward to seeing that.

Paul Merson is talking unbelievable amounts of horseplop on GSS today like.

Fresh from a kill. Hope Saylor scores today mind. I think he'd end up doing laps of the town moor in celebration.

Take your pick ? In all seriousness though, I will read through this when I can be bothered, the battle for 7th was rather interesting.

Where's that 'didn't read' gif when you need it?

Just remembered this is his second thread on here. I really, really hope he plays tomorrow. The roar when he begins one of those runs man. Incredible.

Cautious with 16-20.

Crazy foo'

Wut

More fool you for following them tbh.

Huge transfer RVP to Manure like. I'd say it's the biggest I've seen in terms of English clubs doing a deal with one another. Really interested to see how he does there, and also how Arsenal do this season.

I had a dream last night that on the way to the match on Saturday I spotted Beckham. We were late to the match but he still stopped for a photo with me, even though my phone wasn't working. I then spotted Owen up ahead and when I called his name he then ran off. Cunt.