NEEJ

What will happen if we dont? Impending doom. Listen to this man, he's always bang on the money.

This didn't get enough love.

Slow-slow then quick-quick. Insightful.

He'll easily slip Going Missing in there, Shirley.

The view of the smogset before was priceless. Also noticed Bright's Maximo Park reference. What a pleb.

Feel a bit sorry for Logan here, she asks him a harmless question and he's snapping at her like a rabid dog. Crazy bastard.

He's batshit mental, moreso than normal.

Neymar's headband. Fucking muppet.

Cheer up man you miserable sod.

Understatement of the century right there. I was simply responding to VaVaVoom, dude. He said we hadn't strengthened significantly.

Arsenal ahead of Man Utd? Get a grip man.

Who voted yes in the poll above? If you're actually being serious go and give your fucking heads a wobble.

Neesy did. I'm sure Pardew's thoroughly chuffed.

Unfortunately has just ended Dan Gosling's career with the sheer force of his forehead. Didn't wanna put the hex on a more talented member of the squad .

Unfortunately has just ended Dan Gosling's career with the sheer force of his forehead.

Do footballers really see Liverpool as one of the leading lights in football nowadays? I've never known Liverpool to be anything more than a decent cup side in my lifetime, so I can't comprehend this whole idea. Yes they won the European Cup a few years ago, but that was due to a lot of luck more than genuinely being the best side in Europe.

One thing I noticed about him today is that he seems to love absolutely spanking the ball when he's passing it. Seems to travel at some speed.

Music at the end trying to make this seem more exciting than it was.

We destroyed Man Utd with Ba and Cisse in the air apparently.

One more year left.

Why are they playing with a different ball now?

Amalfitano walks like he's got high heels on.

Mag with a 'tache

'Fancy a walk in the woods?'