NEEJ

He was about to wheel away and do a lap of the pitch there before he remembered it's a friendly.

Bigi looks so composed on the ball, he never seems to panic. Very impressed with him so far.

I dunno like, there's a difference between just saying the word and repeating it as many times as Suarez reportedly did. I don't understand how the FA can charge him with this if a court of law couldn't prosecute him. In court you need 100% proof that he did it, with FA you don't. The cheek of you to use that smilie toward anyone. My point was the court's decision should've been the end of it. Not enough evidence to lead to a prosecution, not enough evidence to lead to a ban. Why wasn't the Suarez case taken to court then... Perhaps because not one member of the public reported the incident to the police?

I dunno like, there's a difference between just saying the word and repeating it as many times as Suarez reportedly did. I don't understand how the FA can charge him with this if a court of law couldn't prosecute him. In court you need 100% proof that he did it, with FA you don't. The cheek of you to use that smilie toward anyone. My point was the court's decision should've been the end of it. Not enough evidence to lead to a prosecution, not enough evidence to lead to a ban.

I dunno like, there's a difference between just saying the word and repeating it as many times as Suarez reportedly did. I don't understand how the FA can charge him with this if a court of law couldn't prosecute him.

Ryan Bantz.

I've read that five times and it still makes my head hurt.

It's the patter police man.

NWOAP, Shirley?

I've done all of these things today and I'm still strange and excitable. Then I can do nothing more for you. Looks like you're destined to forum-hop in a strange excitable mess for the rest of the summer.

BANTZ!

How does that work like? Montpellier don't want to sell yet Milan have basically tapped him up?

People on here need to cheer the fuck up like. Go for a walk, read a book, watch some tv, just chill out you strange excitable people.

He's blatantly rang himself and left a voicemail message answering his own query.

He's a poor man's Obertan. No thanks! He's not like. But it's still laughable they've linked us with him.

Fucking hell. What a colossal shitbird that bloke is.

I've gotta say like, it took me ages to work out what was going on with the dangly carry on.

He spoke about keeping the ball in his post match interview. Said something along the lines of it being one of our issues last year and something we'll been looking to improve this year. Nice to hear.

What an annoying attention-whore you are.

Woops Double whoops?

'Newcastle United who? Us laugh.'