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Look at me, I've got two toon players on BBM. Pathetic.

What a load of shite. He's a competent defender the majority of the time. Terrible on the ball, yes, but as a defender he's fine for where we've been aiming for these past two seasons.

Someone's been on the sauce.

Wheeeeyyyyyy. Free bet anyway like.

£10 on CR9 to open the scoring against Sporting Heehon, 4-1 final score Madrid. 18/1.

Aye, Tevez ALWAYS fucks us over.

From the race for Europe OP. "The current understanding is that should Chelsea win the Champions League and finish outside the top 4 they will take the 4th CL Qualifying place. The team finishing in 4th will be given a place in the Europa League, this will be in addition to the 3 Europa League places awarded to England."

Bam.

Well done Stewart. Another brilliant display of wingplay.

Get in donkeyheeedddd

How could you vote crap in February?

So if Everton win today, we want Chelsea to win tomorrow, then Chelsea to absolutely tonk Everton.

Carragher Well done Kenny, spot on team selection again.

Mag kernt.

Excellent observation

As always, Stoke have nothing to play for.. very much doubt they'll be giving away monnaie for injured opposition. And if anything, De Jong will be mindful of his tackles on Ben Arfa. He's a brutal player but he's not a brainless chav like Catts for example.. He may have more of footballing brain on his shoulders, but he's still instinctively brutal though. Players like that are untrustworthy. Yep. He doesn't go out to hurt players when he plays football but when he plays football, he will hurt players. Catts completely loses the plot, there's no discrimination as to who he targets, and his action is usually worthy of a straight red. Hence the inference that he is lacking a football brain. DeJong is instinctively brutal. When he targets a ball-carrier he hits them at pace, he leaves nothing to spare. But there's a large degree of premeditation in what he does. He'll sacrifice an early yellow as a means of laying into opposition's most creative ball-carrier. It's all about sewing a seed of doubt into the head of such a player (whether it be HBA etc), get them hearing footsteps for the rest of the game. If there's an influential creator anywhere in his vicinity you cannot trust him. If football was properly refereed and governed thugs like Cattermole and De Jong, who intentionally go out to injure opponents, would not be making a living out of the game. Sadly they still are. De Jong's not a thug though. On rare occasion does he lose his head and do something Cattermole-like. He'll make a good tackle but make sure the opponent feels the tackle. He'll make petty fouls to interrupt talented forwards. Much like his buddy Van Bommel, when he picks up a yellow he'll stop doing it but for the smallest foul. Whereas Cattermole will go in recklessly and with anger in the 89th minute with his side winning 3-0 and an important game coming up the following week. De Jong's no Cattermole but he's a danger. He's not likely to start anyway. Catts for me like.

The whole article is littered with bullshit. He's clearly not watched much of us this year.

Those first two goals by Ronaldo tonight were insanely good. It's crazy how good a player he is yet there's still someone better.

Fucking hell man! That was incredible. He's absolutely mastered that 'stab' technique. Hits the ball right on the valve and it goes all over the place.

In France and French speaking countries it is done. Not an issue of football is talking about the first league newcastle every day even the most critically-way-their jackets except of course some brainless cretin who collaborates with the enemy fotubal but as usual it rengerons the side of the winner before the landing of 2012 to avoid being mowed history repeats itself You're blatantly really from North Shields or something arent you?

Is this the thing where you've got to wear gloves and trot around in a circle to avoid your fingers freezing? I watched some sort of daft BBC science show thing where they had this on. Looked insane.

Roy Keane's gonna hurt a fair few 'celebs' there like. Jesus.

Hope Andy has a stormer against Everton then drops back into turboshit mode for the rest of his career. That would be lovely.

British Barcelona. Sexy football.

Wey aye.