NEEJ

You don't say?

But the jealousy will get to him man. He was GREEN with envy on Sunday at his mate stealing all the limelight by having the audacity to score twice.

I need to calm the fuck down when he gets on the ball like. I'm on my feet and he's only on the halfway line. It's a privilege to watch him at St. James', long may it continue.

Was at the back-end of the first half I think. Skinned him just outside the box and Enrique slipped.

What a moron. C'mon petal you really aren't that thick are you sweetheart? You been turned over by a Dutchman recently or are you just mentally unstable?

What a moron.

Mike Ashley really isn't a fat cockney bastard anymore. Disappointing.

100m Hundreds of billions surely?

Best match photo Ive seen in years tbh; thanks David. Tiote's actually roaring on the footage of this bit. It's hilarious.

Was this where the defender cleared it yet Gosling still motioned to head it goalwards?

Mega massive , I like it.

Co-manager? What is that shit? German football is indeed still mental.

I also visited toontastic. Not proud.

I even posted on Barack's Facebook that the forum had died. Swiftly deleted the post within seconds once I twitter like. MERKED.

Bad crack that

Hughton basically developed a system which was perfect for Carroll. Simply put, the system was built around him. No it wasn't, we played similar stuff in the Championship well before Carroll become a regular, with a combination of Shola, Harewood and even Lovenkrands at times, up top. Anyway, as for Carroll, I hope he gets all the abuse in the world. A Geordie should never look at any other kind of deal as being better than playing for your own club, be it for extra money, European football or whatever. Alan Shearer had the chance to join Inter Milan, Man Utd, Barcelona, Liverpool, Arsenal and even Celtic either prior to his move to Newcastle or during his time here and he placed becoming NUFC's greatest all-time ever goalscorer ahead of everything, the very thing he dreamed of becoming as a bairn. Carroll was number 9, the first name on the teem sheet and earning in excess of 30K a week but gave up on all of that for the riches of Liverpool, a nothing club to him as his shocking performances for them and his constant existence in Newcastle as a visitor, prove, that and the fact he regrets the move massively. Tough s***. Reading the above I would have to assume that you are on a par with the morons who disgraced this great club at Darlington, maybe even one of them. Clueless. To set the record straight Shearer had the chance to sign for Newcastle before heading to Southampton. He chose Southampton. Don't twist the facts. That's a bit different mind, making the decision to join a club's youth set up compared to actually being the holder of said club's number 9 shirt and their main man. For once I'm in full agreement with HTT on the matter.

Was almost a comical performance from him. The Torres of old would've had a field day.

There's still one of them there, non? Yeah. Looks like she ate the other one. So true. She all of a sudden just got MASSIVE.

Routledgegave him the run around in the Championship as well.

Oh, aye: http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/2456/chrisnf.jpg

Hope Carroll gets a horrible, horrible reception and it lasts as long as he's on the pitch. I reckon he'll completely drop his arse.

I'd be truly terrified for other reasons if McLean was running toward me.