NEEJ

He's a massive fucking idiot that bloke like. He writes like a ten year old, in fact I'm confident he also has the qualifications of a ten year old.

Watching the highlights back here, he's a special player. He's got pretty much everything. Seriously exciting times to support this club.

Not negative, I accept that he's a top player and bigger clubs are ultimately going to be in for him. we've a few. I agree, Krul, Colochinni, Cabaye. don't forget cisse and ben arfa. Perch has probably outperformed a few of their 'stars'. Not even joking. Too far. Just like Michael Turner for us, a solid squad player who you can ask to come in at times and do a job for you, and they shall do it. Who have been your stars this season? Sess? Mingolet?... Larsson!?... Larsson - Been pretty in existent before his 2 goals last week, but overall has scored some important goals this season and also some valuable assists. Sess - A bloody amazing footballer, off to bigger things (Hopefully not) in the summer. O'Shea - There's a reason our goal difference is +5, and it's because of this lad. No wonder Fergie kept him for so long at United. Colback - Gets better every time I have seen him, only going to get better in the future anarl. Catts - See above. Richardson - Best LB at the club, even though it's not his natural position. If it wasn't for Baines and Cole he would get a call up at LB. Hell uva player. I'm sorry like, but as soon as you're praising Cattermole like that you HAVE to be a complete WUM. Truly shocking footballer, does literally nothing with the ball and appears to only have one purpose, to half people.

Suspension doesn't kick in til the 10th booking now. Slate is wiped clean for those with less than 5 bookings in February (I think).

He's gonna run riot on Monday like.

Chris Coleman can fuck right off, doesn't want to give us any credit whatsoever. Prick.

He does indeed score when he wants. UNREAL!

Howay Shane lad.

He's a right cock that Williams like.

How did that stay out? Terrible stuff from Taylor.

Ba's running like he's either shit himself or has one leg much shorter than the other.

What's to enjoy about it? It's seriously dull football. It's as if they're terrified to gamble on anything going forward.

We're not really chasing though, we're just sitting deep since they seem scared to take any risks.

Completely toothless this Swansea side like. Fair enough they can pass it about, but they've no idea what to do in the final third.

MEGS!

They'll have to suspend all bets on Cisse scoring if he carries on like this.

How easy was that goal? Slick as you like. Loving it!

NEE FUCKING WAY MAN!

Is Pugh trying to get himself sent off? What a braindead piece of work.

He's the model pro until he ventures on to Twitter. Wish he'd just leave the thing alone, he's clearly not capable of expressing himself in words. But yeah, he gets way too much stick. He's a steady but unspectacular player. Though if we can upgrade/sign a proper left back, great.

http://www.nudsa.org/images/Glenn_Roeder__manag_257354c.jpg "Nah man Titus, leave her alone!"

Actually, Drogba wasn't one of the world's best strikers when Sheva joined. He was expected to be completely marginalised by Sheva's arrival, but he scored a superb goal away to Blackburn after coming off the bench early in the season and basically went on to have the season of his life when Jose rewarded him with a start in the next game, emerging as the great player everyone knows and loves - at the one-paced Sheva's expense. Enjoyed the match last night? To be fair, he's right. Drogba completely outclassed Shevchenko during his time at Chelsea, like it or not.

Who's status is that? Nick's?

Safe indeed. They wouldn't change it this late in the day and I can't think of any logical reason it would need to be shifted anyway.