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Who the hell is Jason Lowe?

This isn't Lee Mason You're on the ball tonight like.

How can Dalglish have the audacity to berate the fourth official there? You've just had a massive slice of luck in them allowing your keeper to stay on the pitch you massive cunt.

LOL

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Voted yes. Why the hell not? We're in form and flying, have two of the leagues finest goalscorers up front alongside one of the most talented players many of us have ever seen. Our defence is solid and in a great run of form after a mini-wobble and our midfield is tough as nails. And if we don't get there, then so fuck, we've had one hell of a season and Europa League football next year sounds fantastic. It's a crazy situation to be in.

Anyone noticed the new (terrible) Pepsi Max advert? Torres is clearly in the opening bit, then every other footballer gets their name up in lights, apart from him.

I still can't believe I missed the original hundreds of billions thing. It's brilliant.

After passing the ball to someone in our half. Unreal.

Ten second Giggs.

Re: How much is our team worth? Hundreds of billions.

His face when the slide comes in is hilarious like. His whole body seems to stop for a split-second, then he just hits another gear. The most talented player I've ever seen in black and white at St James'.

Shola's got Ben Arfa and Simpson in a ruthless double headlock.

With that hair? And that car? Balls of steel.

Later Paxton. Mug.

Cattermole used to be a dirty liability, but he has calmed down this season and actually played football. Lets be honest the sending of in the derby was a bit too far. Let's be honest he should have been off in the first minute. Can you justify Tiote's punch to Cattermole's face then? If you don't believe me I can provide video evidence. Punch? He runs into him. I wish someone would actually clock the twat mind.

Weeeyyyyy

What the fuck is that?

What a ridiculous design on the Southampton pitch.

I can't wait. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1301712/Buy-buy-Martin-How-ONeill-spent-120million-years-Aston-Villa.html If it gets us 3 consecutive 6th places finishes, great cup runs and also European football then I'll take it. Even if it set you back 10 years ala Villa right now?? For starters it won't because we have a great owner and chairman in Short, unlike that idiot Lerner who thinks that he has more money than he actually does. Short knows what he's doing - He wouldn't give Martin O'Neill the massive funds to sign average players such as those, also we work on a tight wage budget that won't be broken, unlike Villa. Didnt you just sign Oshea and Wes brown on massive 5 year contracts :lol: And are you saying he will dictate to MON who he can and cant sign. I'm sure that will go down well. Oh, your boy Catts had a stormer today. Saw him give the ball straight to the oppostion on three occasions in the second hald despite being under no pressure what so ever. Better than Tiote O'Shea and Brown to wage cuts to fit into the structure, see my earlier post. Short won't dictate who we sign, but he shall give O'Neill a strict budget to work around, unlike Lerner who just threw money at him like it was confetti, that was never going to end well. Catts had a great game today (I was there), you're judging him off 3 mistakes? Thing with Lee Lee Lee Clattermole Clattermoleeeee, is he is a horrible little c***, thinks he is hard as f***ing nails, still remember him crying at Boro when got sent off or booked or some s***, total clogger of a player - can't believe your fans like him, you can tell every team's players think he is a prick - for me he represents you very well - exactly as I see your lot - most of you anyway, I do have some mates that unfortunately are. A fair few pricks have represented you aswell to be fair, Barton, Carroll, Bowyer, Ranger To be fair don't think Carroll really fits in with them lunatics he just glassed someone, the rest are multiple offenders Carroll got done for multiple things, assault, domestic abuse and also the use of class A substances (cocaine) along with Nolan anarl. Never got done for coke I don't believe, right about the others but Barton, Bowyer both a bit worse, totally detestable c***s at times, Quite liked how Barton riled the opposition though. Didn't Bent beat his lass and your classy lot racially abused his mam, suarez wannabe c***s Yeah, that did happen, hopefully those fans are never allowed to enter a football stadium again. Can't stand racism. Bent didn't beat his lass. But didn't your fans lob missiles at his car when he was out on a shopping trip? Was probably your lot on a day trip to the capital of the north east for the day - I won't even call that lot fans, neanderthals tbh Why would our own fans attack our best player? They attacked his mother. Verbally, not physically. Thank God. I'm pretty sure your fans have abused past players anarl. Probably, but not racially abusing player's relatives. We ain't that classy. Okay, let's leave it at that. But how's the 'Cockney mafia out' protests coming along, do you still hate Ashley with a passion? many people wanted him out when he was making massive mistakes, now he's turned it round many are ok with him. Okay with him? You vandalised your own stadium, and smashed up the Sorts Direct Shops in anger of Ashley only a couple months ago. me ? i didn't, ask anyone on here and you'll find i've never been an ashley-outer. I meant your fans in general. Our fans in general? A few lairy kids following a reserve match?

I can't wait. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1301712/Buy-buy-Martin-How-ONeill-spent-120million-years-Aston-Villa.html If it gets us 3 consecutive 6th places finishes, great cup runs and also European football then I'll take it. Even if it set you back 10 years ala Villa right now?? For starters it won't because we have a great owner and chairman in Short, unlike that idiot Lerner who thinks that he has more money than he actually does. Short knows what he's doing - He wouldn't give Martin O'Neill the massive funds to sign average players such as those, also we work on a tight wage budget that won't be broken, unlike Villa. Didnt you just sign Oshea and Wes brown on massive 5 year contracts :lol: And are you saying he will dictate to MON who he can and cant sign. I'm sure that will go down well. Oh, your boy Catts had a stormer today. Saw him give the ball straight to the oppostion on three occasions in the second hald despite being under no pressure what so ever. Better than Tiote O'Shea and Brown to wage cuts to fit into the structure, see my earlier post. Short won't dictate who we sign, but he shall give O'Neill a strict budget to work around, unlike Lerner who just threw money at him like it was confetti, that was never going to end well. Catts had a great game today (I was there), you're judging him off 3 mistakes? Thing with Lee Lee Lee Clattermole Clattermoleeeee, is he is a horrible little c***, thinks he is hard as f***ing nails, still remember him crying at Boro when got sent off or booked or some s***, total clogger of a player - can't believe your fans like him, you can tell every team's players think he is a prick - for me he represents you very well - exactly as I see your lot - most of you anyway, I do have some mates that unfortunately are. A fair few pricks have represented you aswell to be fair, Barton, Carroll, Bowyer, Ranger To be fair don't think Carroll really fits in with them lunatics he just glassed someone, the rest are multiple offenders Carroll got done for multiple things, assault, domestic abuse and also the use of class A substances (cocaine) along with Nolan anarl. Woaaahhh steady on mate, when did the cocaine bit happen?

I can't wait. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1301712/Buy-buy-Martin-How-ONeill-spent-120million-years-Aston-Villa.html If it gets us 3 consecutive 6th places finishes, great cup runs and also European football then I'll take it. Even if it set you back 10 years ala Villa right now?? For starters it won't because we have a great owner and chairman in Short, unlike that idiot Lerner who thinks that he has more money than he actually does. Short knows what he's doing - He wouldn't give Martin O'Neill the massive funds to sign average players such as those, also we work on a tight wage budget that won't be broken, unlike Villa. Didnt you just sign Oshea and Wes brown on massive 5 year contracts :lol: And are you saying he will dictate to MON who he can and cant sign. I'm sure that will go down well. Oh, your boy Catts had a stormer today. Saw him give the ball straight to the oppostion on three occasions in the second hald despite being under no pressure what so ever. Better than Tiote O'Shea and Brown to wage cuts to fit into the structure, see my earlier post. Short won't dictate who we sign, but he shall give O'Neill a strict budget to work around, unlike Lerner who just threw money at him like it was confetti, that was never going to end well. Catts had a great game today (I was there), you're judging him off 3 mistakes? Can you point out what Cattermole does well for me please? I'm struggling to see anything that justifies him being a Premier League footballer. The only 'talent' he seems to have is the ability to injure other footballers/collect bookings.

To be honest, people just need to realise that he's the master of the mis-hit shot. He just keeps on doing it, I mean, he scored a shinner on his debut, luckily shinned another in against Norwich, scored a flukey header against Liverpool and now he's hitting the top corner with a chip-shot when he meant to place it in the bottom corner.

Was wondering this, just had a browse. http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=254219.0 North Koreans.

He's no Catts though.