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Messi again.

Another fantastic lob man. Quality.

I've always thought it would look brilliant if the Gallowgate end was brought in line with the extension, then both ends of the ground sloped down onto the East Stand. Like one flowing structure.

Can they be sure it wasn't Nortei Nortey?

He'll probably score 5 in his next game anyway.

Thatcher?

They aren't ruthless at all. The fans are the ruthless ones. And KK couldn't do s*** with: Coloccini Enrique Nolan Barton Martins Owen Jonas Emre N'Zogbia ect. So I doubt it. The man hadn't even followed football for 5+ years when he was hired. *edit* James Milner as well! You what? KEVIN KEEGAN COULDN'T DO s*** WITH THAT GROUP OF PLAYERS. Did you miss the bit where he had them playing in a 4-3-3? If you hadn't done already with your countless drivel, you've just made yourself sound a bit foolish.

I love how it was called the Intertoto Cup, yet the winner receives a plaque.

Was one of the criticisms from Germany not that he would often miss a fair few chances? I seem to remember this being mentioned when we bought him. As long as he keeps banging them in like today's goal though I'm not arsed if he misses a couple of sitters here and there.

Anyone see Ronaldo's freekick attempt before? It was almost identical to what happens when I attempt to take a freekick like him.

To be fair to them, how the fuck do they know the bloke's actually a cardiologist? Could be anyone.

To the point they actually piss themselves hopefully.

Because it was a draw I reckon they'll replay it from the start. Fair enough really.

Must be such a rewarding job when the outcome is saving someone from certain death like. Tremendous stuff.

What happens with todays match then? Does it resume from where it was halted? A bit like when Real's game was called off in the last few minutes because of that bomb scare?

SSN reporting him as stable, confirmed by the hospital. Cracking news.

Hope that doesn't catch on "SPORTS" (tunnel) "DIRECT" He could have each set of substitutes and coaching staff sat in giant SPORTS DIRECT mugs. One either side of the tunnel. A set of ladders to get in and out of course too.

Just realised Sevilla's dug-outs are giant hotdogs.

Raul? I dunno like, Messi does everything at full pace, and with both feet, from seemingly impossible angles. Tonight's was mental, hes basically chipped the keeper just outside the six yard box, managed to get the ball higher than the bar then it drops into the top corner.

Messi is RIDICULOUS. Has anyone in history been able to lob keepers as well as him?

You're kidding man? Why on earth you posted that in here? Edit - the videos.

Would they not want to take some caution with good news as well though? As not to speak to soon if you like.

Turned it off now, we don't really need a step by step account of the whole thing. Hoping everything turns out to be fine, but it's been a long time since it happened now

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