NEEJ

What the fuck is this shit? Where's Kasabian gone on the Ford adverts on sky?

Impressive yesterday. But what an absolute tool the bloke is so much so that he's hilarious.

He'll get 15 goals this season easily.

Fuck off Al.

Wenger has actually lost the plot like. If he's watched the replays before he answered those questions for BBC he's off his tree. Saying Song did nowt.

'He punched me!' Well no Joey, he slapped you. Also, Steven Taylor

See the rat? Couldn't work out if it was real or fake.

Unbelievable. He was far from shocking today like, knackered by the end of the second half but nice and tidy on the ball. Some people man.

Crazy mofo.

Classiest defender we've ever had.

Joeys gonna kick off, been called a coward here

Jesus man, those first two fans on soccer saturday. They know how to pick them out

Hopefully the bit about Perch being selected to play left back tomorrow is equally as accurate. Theres been loads of articles kicking about saying Barton was central to our promotion push like. Mustve missed this amazing contribution whilst the bloke was injured.

Loan deal. .co.uk

Shadowplay.

He's not a cunt for moving on. I'm sad it's ended up being Liverpool but they're in a better position than we are at the minute. It's gonna hurt seeing him play against us but it's time to move on.

Hope so!

Got a serious man crush on the go here like.

And then go on the pinch after the match along Northumberland Street.

Our previous number nine gave everything in every game, almost the exact opposite can be said for Mr Ameobi. Playing for Newcastle means everything to him? Jeez. I put more effort in getting out of bed than he does in 90 minutes. You don't write fantasy stories by any chance mate? You know that Obafemi Martins was our previous number nine right? Jeez man. £35 million for our last number 9. Alan Shearer also played number 9 once, just in case you weren't aware. Aye but I don't like talking about that big gypsy, so I overlooked him.

Our previous number nine gave everything in every game, almost the exact opposite can be said for Mr Ameobi. Playing for Newcastle means everything to him? Jeez. I put more effort in getting out of bed than he does in 90 minutes. You don't write fantasy stories by any chance mate? You know that Obafemi Martins was our previous number nine right?

It's on ESPN too isn't it?

Any indication whether he'll start for les bleus tonight?

What an avatar!

Honourary lifetime president tbh.