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It says it all that no one batted an eyelid when he got moved to centre back. He shouldn't be that composed in that many positions in one match. Played like a wise old veteran of the game.

That was outrageous.

Got a last minute ticket forwarded from a mate for this. Almost turned it down.

We didn't though, did we?

He must've badly shanked at least half a dozen attempts miles over the bar in that time as well.

Ah, shite. Hopefully they get him right and quickly!

They get recorded differently. Think he had 5 attempted crosses and none of them successful. Lad's a vampire.

Deary me. I thought Tonali was absolute pish (based on his very high standards) and the obvious one of the three to take out of there.

People were booing his subs at the Palace match?

Absolutely love to see him making a mug of attacking players, like. Feels like he skins at least one a game, no matter the opposition.

Some boy!

Let's fucking do them! HTL!

Had a quick go at comparing them on DataMB where that graph is from for progressive passes: Odour Guard 97.4 Ramsey 17.3 Surely they aren't per 90 stats. Why aren't they whole numbers, who knows? Edit: they're percentiles, you fucking mug.

I can vouch for it being his actual name. Played football with him for a bit as a young'un.

Quoted for posterity.

Anything and everything, all of the time. Welcome to the internet, son.

It's a real shame big Joe wasn't available to make him shite his kegs at SJP again, like. He's a horrible little prick. (I realise Joe is our horrible big prick. )

Merry Chrismitzies.

Post with context, man!

A double blow of a ruptured ACL and ankle ligaments would be unheard of and horrible, like. Wouldn't wish it on any cunt in the world.

Aye, so I know how to tackle as a CB.

What's your endgame here? Are you sticking up for English refereeing standards or what? If so, get yourself fucked.

It's not controlled, though. It's disproportionately excessive.