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It's worth noting that Cronky lists Hatem, ASM (easier to understand), and Keegan in his thumbs down column. Sammy Ameobi gets a huge thumbs up.

He seemed pretty sound on his first interview vid to me, like.

He didn't kick a ball for Germany last night either, amirite?

Harsh on TCD, I don't remember him wanting the takeover blocked.

If I were a betting man, I'd pop a few quid on him outscoring he who shall not be named in the PL this season.

Is he in line to start for Germany in either of their upcoming fixtures?

This is the beauty of the Wissa signing. He'll can be the main man to begin with, and Nick will be eased in.

Howay the fax machine!

I know, man. That's why I posted his photo. I still find it funny.

I've just watched the Adam Clery (I realise he's Marmite on here) Woltemade video. I was already on the Woltemessi train, but I've upgraded to the first class carriage. We're going to be fucking mint. https://youtu.be/yEgp7qDGJ5E?si=md6KMhbUAH_gUvzG

All I see are cold, hard facts, followed by a rallying cry.

£30 million?!

I think he's pointing out Barnes provided the assist to the assister of the assist.

He's a striker from a mid-table team who scored as many non-penalty goals as A. Isak last season.

If he gets us 19 goals in the league this season I'd say he's justified the overpay.

Penalty clauses - straight on @bobbydazzla's list.

And I'd argue that's what makes the wiry prick even more of a cunt. He's taken all of that good will, pissed all over it, then left a steaming turd on top on his way out.

I think he's far surpassed that pointless little man in the cunt stakes, like.

"Things may or may not happen." Thanks for that, Luke.

I've heard he's smashing Bedouin's Feast like his big pal Malick tonight, so it's just as well he's not playing tomorrow.

Who's that?

He's bad news though. As good a striker as he might be, he's toxic at the moment.