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Aye, but Hope writes for both doesn't he?

He's the boy, like. Wonder if he has any dealings with Holt given they write for the same rag. I'd like to think he'd call him out in person.

Beautifully scathing as per. It'll be weird seeing positive Midds posts from here on out.

I'm always amazed at how fans of other clubs absolutely must comment on NUFC matters as if they're in any way qualified to offer an opinion. I know that's the way of Twitter in general, a load of fucking numpties commenting with conviction on matters they know fuck all about, but it still baffles me.

What a load of risible bollocks. Has he always been this much of a prick? I swear he had a pretty good handle on NUFC matters a while back.

£8 million quid for failing miserably at his job/not even bothering to turn up some of the time, man. EIGHT MILLION! I note this is being conveniently overlooked by all his pals in cushy pundit jobs. It beggars belief how lucky he's been.

Why did he leave Roma?

I had no idea how little love the Scousers have for him either after his dealings with the Sun.

I love the fact that we ended Souness' career, like. He's incredibly bitter about it and it's glorious.

Bit of a variation in the colours, mind. Someones bound to turn up in the maroon/blue get-up as well.

Cue Neesy turning up in black and white stripes.

Worra fucking beltaaaaa Apologies to @Wandy, I still can't remove the quoted post.

We're definitely not spending anywhere near that in January, like.

I'd take Howe, like. He'd be an incredible upgrade on what we've got at the minute and I think he'd surprise a few people. He'd have us safe but would be disposable should they want to appoint their long-term candidate in the summer.

She's a proper arsehole, like.

Just heard him speaking on the radio (at least I think it was him and not his doctor pal who was also on the scene). He also had to resuscitate someone on the way out of Old Trafford after our game there the other week! He said his family are scared to join him at the next match. It sounded like a real team effort, and all involved should be thoroughly proud of themselves. Heroes.

I seem to remember someone saying this happened very recently under Ashley's regime.

It's the fucking pits.

"Yeah New Manager has done well, but I tell you what... Steve Bruce needs to take a lot of credit for building the foundations."

Who's the other bloke who's wiping a tear from his eye?

I think ur a contra.

He has to be up there with the thickest players we've ever had, like. I'm talking both general and on-field intelligence. He's a fucking weapon/whopper/rectangle (take your pick) and a lazy bastard to boot, which makes him even worse. He also has this horrible tendency to put too much backspin on his stupid little clipped passes he looks to spray about. Of all the things this takeover will bring about, his exit is one of my most anticipated moments.

Same. I hope it's one of the last times as well. He's never going to make the grade.

The stadium announcer cut the music as the lyric on the banner was being played.