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It'll be pretty sweet if he comes back and forces them to make public all they've just said in private, mind.

I was absolutely exhausted by the end.

Still a chance he's forced to summarise his main points in public when the stream returns, I guess.

I think I'd rather watch 120 minutes of Steve Bruce's football than these old posh blokes talk bollocks for 2 hours.

He's as miserable as they come but that's hilarious, man.

DK Mode - On

Wasn't that a hidden track or something you had to unlock?

Where's the next (first ) win coming from? We're absolutely buggered and it's all self-inflicted. Again. We're the most pointless team in the league.

Aye, it was absolutely class seeing him get so much stick at SJP. He stopped getting up from his chair at one point he was so taken aback by it all.

What a bunch of whoppers they are on that Everton forum. Needlessly hostile.

Ridiculous. I think it's nice, but it's utterly pointless when you consider the above shirts we've had recently. I suppose it's bit like the club in general though, so it's actually very fitting.

We're fucked if it restricts his ability to dictate play from the toes of the centre-halves. What if it takes away his exquisite range of passing? I don't think I could cope. Sending thoughts and prayers to Jonjo.

But Marxism!

Deserves a good hiding for that footwear alone.

Hasn't really aged at all.

Found some unused rolls of wallpaper we were able to shift.

Stop giving the weirdo the attention, man.

You can't really compare League One teams season to season though, their player turnover is usually ridiculous. Anyway, I'd expect Norwich to play better football than us since it's not exactly a hard ask.

They were playing Gillingham to be fair.

"He's capable of a range of long passing that's basically unparalleled in the Premier League."

Ban.

For the length of time that bore has been baking bread, his loaves look fucking shite.

That Rangers kit is aaaful.

The shorts!