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Aye, this is all Howe's fault. Divn't be a rectangle, man.

Lascelles has been absolutely shocking.

I don't think we've been that bad, like. We're still very much in the game, and still have some half-decent options from the bench. I'm looking forward to seeing how Almirón plays after a week and a half of actual training.

Absolutely stoked he's going to be there, like. Must be years since I've looked forward to a televised game this much! 3-0 loss.

Troll account: Check your fucking sources, man.

Nice to see Anderson in amongst it in those clips. Nee Jonjo Unchained?

Looks like they started sketching Jones then changed it up last minute.

Credit where credit's due, the knacker played well today. Hopefully he continues like that all the way though January before he's peddled and replaced.

It was a cracking game to watch. I'm not sure my heart can take much more games like that mind. Really gutted Joelinton fell owa, like. Him being the match winner would've been the icing on the cake and our rebirth perfectly symbolised.

Aye, he's definitely right footed, like. It's obviously just his thing to cut inside like that.

I think we'll see him back up to full speed in the next couple of games. Definitely glimpses of what he's capable of today, despite him not being great overall.

Such a shame he didn't smack the winner in towards the end. For a right footer he seems to hate using his right foot in shooting scenarios, it's so strange.

He's pure entertainment, like. I feel like he's still got a few more gears to move up through as well.

Absolutely bobbins.

Brainless at times. Frustrating as owt watching him writhe around feigning injury to spare his blushes after he's gone steaming in.

Be absolutely class if it turns out the other PL clubs paid for the so-called retirement of our new CEO, like.

Looked like he was absolutely seething when asked about why he didn't play. Almost as if he was biting his tongue a little.

Aye. If it's a cause close to your hearts stop fucking enabling it.

This. Entertain me.

If it gets postponed now, man.

The centre-half getting the wrong side of him was funny to watch, like. Didn't have a chance of getting round him once he had the ball. Unit.

Bolton haven't been much better. Cracking, FA Cup tie, this!

Looks like I'm going to this one.

I can't wait until I'm in the pub post-match and the whole bar falls silent to listen to what he has to say, like. It feels like an age since I cared about what our manager says, but with Howe I'm confident I, and everybody else, will. The way he approached both that interview and press conference was a complete breath of fresh air. If (when) he keeps us up he's going to be adored.