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If by 'a while' he means forever, I'm happy.

Apologies, I thought he'd quoted Cronky. I'd argue Colback was deserving of far worse than the stick he actually got - he should have been nowhere near the club to begin with and stank the place out for years after being told to sling his hook.

You're trying to reason with someone who genuinely rated both the Sammy Ameobi and Jack Colback.

Put yourselves forward for election to the board, lads.

What a strange sequence of posts for a Friday morning.

Nice. Feels like they always have the same design though. Probably because Umbro don't arse about each and every year.

It's all LuaLua's fault.

It's absolutely bobbins, man.

Such a thoroughly depressing read. Some of those videos were straight up disturbing; I'd only seen snippets of them beforehand. The absolute worst of our country. Heads should role for the shambolic (lack of any meaningful) perimeter organisation as well. I hope that old white bloke in the shit checkered shirt got his comeuppance somewhere along the evening though. What a cowardly prick, punching that young lad as he tried to flee.

Someone get that pint of wine a pint of wine.

Some dafty probably thinks it's fine the way it is because we often have a dash of blue on our kit.

Absolute fucking whoppers.

What would happen if that meant a second yellow and they were off before taking their pelanty?

The one shoe at the end.

Their fans chant it, apparently. Had no idea. Very disappointed it wasn't them singing Vicar of Dibley theme tune when I googled it.

Thursday and Friday are obviously the designated working days for the summer months at the club.

We should boo our own national anthem, for the steaming pile of turd that it is.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

I don't understand the lack of love for Rafa. He's got a great personality, bought a few decent players, and some shite ones too on a piss-poor PL budget. Some of the football under him was absolutely delightful, particularly the last 6 months of his tenure.

Loved how awestruck Sterling was last night during his interview. "Declan and errrr... Rice. I mean Declan Rice!"

I couldn't sleep I was that up a height after the penalties.

The goals thing is a bit redundant when you think he spent the early part of his career at left back, whereas Rooney was up top from the outset (apart from when he was finished towards the end).