NEEJ

Strike!

https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=103129.msg7051861#msg7051861

Was probably exactly the same as the noise I just made. He can't half hit them.

Ey?

I mean, Duck Tape is definitely a (branded) thing. You'll be chief sports writer at the Ronny Gill in no time, Stiff. Keep on keeping on.

At least we don't have Eddie Howe though, the fucking fraud.

He's a fucking whopper. A scrotum-faced, thick as mince, bonafide whopper.

I'm the same. I genuinely don't think any owners can be as bad as this fat twat. He has destroyed our fan-base and has literally sucked the soul of NUFC. He isn't our worst owner flip. Fat Fred, Seymour. Mckeog & Westwood all worse.

The Geordies didn't like him because he was a cockney Geordie.

A taxi fare n'all.

Steve "1% in the attacking third" Bruce.

Have we even had a shot?

The defending on show (or complete lack of) is hilarious.

This could be an interesting half an hour. Bloody hell.

This is a mental argument, man. The only way he can go into that challenge any differently is if he jumps in like Hayden. Of course it would no longer be a red because they'd both be making a moronic tackle. Clearly not a mental argument. If Praet went in for the 50/50 it wouldn't be given as a red for either player. That is a fact. There's no way he should be expected to dive in because Hayden decided to be a div and try to 'do' him, like. I'd be absolutely seething if a Leicester player went in like that on one of ours. He's not tried to "do" him. He's went in hard to win a 50/50. Well we'll have to agree to disagree because I don't think it was ever going to be a '50/50' given that Hayden came steaming in like he did.

This is a mental argument, man. The only way he can go into that challenge any differently is if he jumps in like Hayden. Of course it would no longer be a red because they'd both be making a moronic tackle. Clearly not a mental argument. If Praet went in for the 50/50 it wouldn't be given as a red for either player. That is a fact. There's no way he should be expected to dive in because Hayden decided to be a div and try to 'do' him, like. I'd be absolutely seething if a Leicester player went in like that on one of ours.

This is a mental argument, man. The only way he can go into that challenge any differently is if he jumps in like Hayden. Of course it would no longer be a red because they'd both be making a moronic tackle.

He completely deserves pelters for another reckless challenge that's put paid to any chance of a result away from home. Not that any of it matters because everything is terrible forever.

Come on now, there's absolutely no need to follow through like that. I'm actually shocked that Praet doesn't have a broken leg now. If Praet makes a tackle its not even a free kick Nonsense. Other than diving in over the top like Hayden did, Praet had no other option.

Gets worse the more you see it. Absolutely brainless.

Souness again, man.

Fucking HELL.

He's an awful footballer. Sick to the back teeth of watching him try ludicrous forward passes time after time. If only we were a normal club and could adequately replace him.