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"...thank God we are not in the Europa League again."

You can't have Batty and Speed in there, like. That's ridiculous. What a terrible idea for a poll.

That is f———g beautiful, love the yellow adidas one as well.....would buy ? It's absolutely lifting.

I mean, he's not exactly going to give them a 5 star Trustpilot review as a self-proclaimed Saudi dissident, is he? By all accounts they've done a serious amount of homework on the financials of the club and as mojo says, they would only need to spend a drop in their figurative ocean of cash to make a success of things here.

http://nationalfootballmuseumstrip.com/goat/ You know what to do...

All they have to do is invite him to the first game not behind closed doors, pop him in Ashley's seat, a half-time hero job and a seat for life. Beyond that I don't think he'd need nor want an actual role.

I think it adds to its dominance of the city skyline. It almost looks like it's climbing the hill.

Paul Dalglish and Gazza both Newcastle.

Aye. I think that's a very well-reasoned take.

Piss off.

And absorbing Crystal Palace?

Not sure why you think there'd be outrage on Man Utd's official website. Joined the forum to post that.

Jake Humphreys is an even longer running N-O saga. He's just Humphrey.

On the subject of his stupid accent, someone posted a clip of him and Shearer doing punditry before one of our matches mid-90s a few weeks ago. Bruce and Shearer were both talking like normal Geordies. At what point did they develop that minging way of pronouncing their Os? If it's a case of making themselves more understandable to others from outside the region, how come Ant and Dec have managed to dominate Saturday night telly for the last decade and a half without having to do this? It'll never not annoy me.

The KSA weren't all but about to purchase a majority stake in MUFC though. I think it's a bit different.

Really good listen, this.

(New page) Pencil nonce. The last frame is outrageous but in terms of him using past NUFC glories mixed with KSA lowlights I think he's missed the target. They're our memories and they will not be tarnished by future custodians, whomever they may be. Future events however... They'll be fair game.

An extra 15,000 seats would only generate another £10m or so a season (obviously ignoring any additional corporate space). It really wouldn't justify a new stadium which would cost hundreds of billions. Get SJP up to spec has to be priority number one. Next step would be to maximise any available corporate space and implementing safe standing. Then after that extending the Gallowgate (assuming it's possible with the Strawberry Place carry on) to bring capacity up towards 60k.

I don't think he does. We'd still be watching Colback and Sammy Ameobi if he had his way.

Something moved fast then? Ties in with reports of a meeting tomorrow Shirley not, the Bald Oracle has already dismissed tomorrow's alleged meeting... He's such a fucking wanker.

The lot that dug their heels in and refused to even entertain the thought of a one-game boycott are the luckiest bastards going, like.

This is it, like.

I imagine they'd have to upgrade Gateshead International Stadium first and shift there for a bit? Kingston Park wouldn't do, and all other grounds are tiny.