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Anyone watched the Maradona in Mexico doc on Netflix? One episode left. It goes without saying that he's still crackers, great stuff. Anyone planning to watch it - make sure you turn the God-awful English dubbing off before you begin.

Check out his feed, moaning about the left wing, defending the media in the Flack tragedy, etc. Total whopper. Listens to and lifts heavy metal. Fucking hell, man.

#wait

That's class.

I thought he was the best player on the park in the first half but he faded badly towards the end. Really enjoy watching him knock it about the midfield with ease at times, it's a shame we won't see it too often in the PL.

Different gravy. Is he doing a D-X celebration?

I can't believe we're into extra-time with no striker on the pitch. I mean, I can, but howay man. How is this rabble mid-table in the PL?

Oh look, here comes Clark to save the day.

Fucking hell this is going to be a lifting 30 minutes of football.

What a fucking dumpling.

Unreal. Had no idea that Ronnie was involved.

Firmino captain.

You said they were fighting less under Rafa though? So how did we comeback and beat Man City 2-1 under him? Or snatch a draw at Bournemouth. Or run Liverpool as close as anyone while they were still fighting for the title. It's unquantifiable bollocks.

Some of them definitely are, Clark, Shelvey, Hayden for starters, the British plodders. Clark has been solid pretty much throughout his time here. Hayden had a really strong end to the campaign last season. Shelvey fair enough.

I don't think this is the case, like. It's just as easy to pick games from last season to show the players were just as motivated. Everton at home for example.

He doesn't care, man!

No. Swear it started off all skew-whiff.

Have they changed the main camera position? It doesn't look right.

The BBC live feed was saying Darlow would get an assist for Miggy's goal as the last NUFC player to touch the ball beforehand. Wut. They've badly interpreted how assists work or have I had it wrong all this time?

This was me: Aaaand this was also me: I'd say KDB for Sterling and Son for Alli. Take my advice with pinch of salt. This is coming from someone who triple-captained Vardy this GW

It's beyond embarrassing. Reading that Athletic interview with Laurent Robert this morning just reinforced how much of a shadow of its former self the club now is.

You already burned through your free articles, like? Very brief summary - Bobby was like a father to him. He was happiest whilst playing for NUFC. Souness is a cunt. Regretted the Portsmouth move (and Derby). Hasn't been to town for about 7 years and misses it greatly but the club have never asked him back. Very briefly covers both the Anal Oliver incident (I'm assuming he's the journalist in question) and the Bernard KO. Nothing revelatory in there, but a good read nonetheless. He'll have his UEFA Pro License by next year as well. A very unlikely candidate.

And numerous examples of you calling toon fans idiots for still holding an interest. Divn't hoy stones, man.