NEEJ

You must've loved last season's front foot football then.

Jesus Hendrick Superstar

Please stop calling him Hendricks.

I'd have put money on MA being a no-mask truther, like.

Jeff Hendrick, master assister.

Antonio doing his utmost to keep his massive thighs on show is downright weird.

He's the champion of talking absolute bollocks about NUFC, like. I hope JFH was laughing at him because he knows the copious amounts of shite he's talking.

Wilson and Lewis have made a real difference because they're both confident, competent footballers. ASM continues to be pure entertainment on the ball. Thought Carroll was also impressive but he must be absolutely paggered now, knowing him. Hendrick has faded into the background exactly like he was expected to. We should've definitely scored one or two but we're still looking rather suspect at the back.

The delay on that fake crowd noise, bloody hell.

The keeper one.

It's swish as owt. I missed the N-O header and assumed it was lifted from somewhere else.

barlaser won't count will he? 7 players highlighted there that we need to be aggressively looking to shift imo, probably will be one of lejeune/schar unless bacon gets another CB He's 23.

I've no idea about this guy. Anyone seen much of him?

Can't say I've seen much of his play, but he seems like a relatively entertaining player from his highlights. If only I had any faith he's going be utilised effectively.

Were we trialling some forward-thinking no striker approach from kick-off? What a glorious season this will be.

I think it's pretty obvious he's trying to be complimentary about the club and fanbase, albeit in a clunky fashion.

Good article. Interesting that the squad turned on him. I think it would take a Bobby Robson type manager to consistently get the best of him. Hilarious that it seems many would challenge Pardew’s tactics. Cabaye straight calling Pardew out. The Anelka comparison is apt. High self value but sensitive. Except.. worse. They point the finger mainly at Colo, and I wonder who the coach is who acts as their source. If only we'd had a Bobby type in charge for his time here.

A piece about wor 'Atem: https://theathletic.com/2026610/2020/08/28/hatem-ben-arfa-newcastle-messi-pardew/ Fucking Pardew, man.

Sorry to sound pedantic or ignorant....I know tweets are on twitter but what do I call them on the forum! Posts, man. The name on the button.

#conspiracy

You can't miss out on your main targets if you don't have any.

Aye, but we could've ended up doing a Leeds. #becarefulwhatuwish4

So we know he stands around watching a lot. A minute of footage and they couldn't get a single shot of him with the ball. He also looks like a giant next to Atsu at the beginning of the video.