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Wasn't Pardew's only Championship experience was when he got sacked for having newly relegated Charlton in the bottom three ?

I want to know how Dave Kitson would get that sort of insider info.

He walked out on us to go somewhere where he was loved. Now nobody loves him.

I don't care about Palace fans enough to want them to suffer like we did. Pardew's Christmas is ruined and that's good enough for me.

Idiot pundits aren't the ones who hire managers. Which team would take a chance on him after the year he's just had?

All we need now is for his wife to leave him on Christmas Eve, then for him to choke on his microwave Christmas Dinner.

Fucking...unbelievable. The absolute gobshite. What a Christmas pud. That's never ever real, right? I feel like every time a Pardew quote gets put in here, it's followed by a post like this. For real, you can type anything and attribute it to either Pardew or Trump and I'll almost always think it could be real. "I will build a great wall on the edge of the penalty area, and I will make Chelsea pay for that wall." "The concept of passing football was created by and for the Spanish in order to make Palace non-competitive." "And when you're the King they let you do it. You can do anything. Whatever you want. Take someone else's dinner. You can do anything."

The reason Moyes shouldn't take any credit is there's nothing to take credit for. They're in the bottom three doing the same thing they do every season.

What a Christmas pud. That's never ever real, right? I feel like every time a Pardew quote gets put in here, it's followed by a post like this.

He'd probably have as much success commanding the tides as he does commanding his team.

Talking about his tweets saying "the whole idea was to make kids aware" like he had an ulterior motive.

Awful news. They knocked out Coloccini's side in the last round as well.

Just read the match report on the BBC website. David Moyes is weird.

Can't wait til he gets sacked and ends up managing someone like Blackburn or Sheffield United.

If they're not going to sell to you based on your accent, are they really going to send tickets to an NE postcode?

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Another one of his mates was a preacher until "the collection plate incident". He's brilliant.

I hope Terry actually is a Mag and signs up here.

Sounds like he suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder. Unfortunately instead of just Winter, it's the football season.

How much experience does Pep have at rebuilding every aspect of the club like Rafa's doing with us? His Barca side is the best team I've ever watched, but what Rafa is doing off the pitch with the academy, backroom, etc is arguably more important than his work on the pitch. I don't think Pep would have known where to start with the omnishambles we had after McClaren left.

Not only are we doing better than we were at this point in 09/10, so is Chris Hughton.

This should be the new Pissi. If we finish 13th and Hans doesn't get his leg amputated he shouldn't ever be allowed to live it down.

Weird logic. I'd rather they drew each other and we got someone shit.