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I know. My old flatmate put up half a poster of George Clooney in our living room.

It's all the little details he adds to the stories. Attaching the mirror to a curved Indian flute ffs.

I think you need to have grown up with Vic and Bob to get them. I've made a couple of Americans watch Shooting Stars and they just looked bewildered.

I know it's not a real newspaper, but I love the way they worded that article.

Hope he falls off his bike.

Watched in a sports bar in California. On one side I had an insufferable Yank wally who kept going on about how big a Belgium fan he was, on the other side I had an "anyone but England" Scot. Bar was full of plastic England fans who tried to sing Football's Coming Home, but none of them knew the tune. I hate this country.

You sad, sad prick Is America ever going to win this? Exactly. I'm all in for Belgium.

You're just bitter because no-one cares enough to put a Norwegian flag on their boots.

Fucking love him. Actually yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALL" like those ones from South America.

Who is the commentator on Fox? Sounds like the Swedish Chef.

American commentator - "Iceland beat Argentina 1-1!"

The only thing worse than Ian Wright or Alexi Lalas is Ian Wright and Alexi Lalas.

Done, since I’ve never seen him as a pundit I'd rather have Merson.

The Fox coverage is so excited about Putin's speech.

GTFI

86 and 96 please.

In.

What's it like in 2019? Trump impeached yet?

Most essays have word limits.

First goal was better.

Reminds me of when we used to be 3-0 down at home and then get an announcement that Alan Smith had been named man of the match.

Love Coventry me like. Just remembered that Coventry beat Sunderland to city of culture The biggest cultural attraction in Coventry is half a church.

If they really think our protests didn't influence a single thing well you can probably file that second to the 'not wanting to look like a mag' in their ridiculous reasons why they don't do anything. They're jealous of Mike Ashley. They're actually jealous.

Some cracking away days to look forward to.