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Didn't Stavely set up a similar company?

Why is Midhat called Sheikh but not Khaled?

That was word-for-word in The Simpsons, but you chose Mike and Beren's hentai?

Who were these other fake sheikhs? And who's this fucking source? Steve Wraith? Him and GE sat having a pint ringing The Mirror. The one who worked for The Sun and stitched up Freddy Shepherd.

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That's got to be a good sign, no? No one else picking up on this? How legit/up to date is that site? Because it still has Dennis Wise down as director of football.

Rafa lurking here and hitting F5 like the rest of us.

This is my favourite.

getting daft now Yep, that’s the kind of lawyer one of the richest men in the world would have, an utter gobshite who can’t keep his counsel

Just like the night of his conception, that is a bit premature. Did you and your dad "shake your bed" in celebration when you heard the news?

I can't believe there's going to be a Sissoko vs Wijnaldum final.

Don't think there's a realistic situation where the league can decided on goal difference. City lose tomorrow, win their remaining two games Liverpool draw with us, win their last game 95 points each

Don't think there's a realistic situation where the league can decided on goal difference.

Because he played in two positions, Alan Smith was probably our worst striker and midfielder. Rather have had Steve Harper up front.

Luuk de Jong's was weaker Luuk de Jong would have broken his foot on the mushroom.

He's only 25.

Since he started playing, only two people have bettered Shearer's record in the 5 biggest European leagues - Messi and Ronaldo.

David Moyes was under-qualified for the job, OGS is beyond that. Pep Guardiola had a year for Barcelona B before taking over Barcelona, but also had 13 years experience as a player at the club. OGS has 11 years experience as a Man Utd player, and managed their reserves for three years. Management wise he's very inexperienced for such a big club, but taking his career as whole into consideration, him as a fit for the club itself is perfect. Hence why I think it'll work out great at Man Utd, but that he'd fail spectacularly at any other current Prem club. Failed in the Premier League, ended up in a lower league for a while, then inexplicably given a job at a big club and did well in his first season. Remind you of anyone?

Reeks of Di Matteo.

From the Johnstone Paint Trophy final to the end of the season, here are the days between their games: 3, 3, 3, 4, 6, 3, 5, 3, 4. Brutal. For comparison, Barnsley have 7, 7, 6, 3, 5, 7.

The North Sea strikes again Aye, same reason Liverpool and Barcelona have no fans.

Give it a couple of years and another relegation and we'll all start hearing: "League Two is shite, wouldn't be surprised if we win every game" "I've not been this excited about our club in years, bring on Cheltenham" "We're still in a much better position than the Mags"

He did. He also said "good evening Newcastle!"

I know. My old flatmate put up half a poster of George Clooney in our living room.