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Love the picture the BBC used for this match. Is there an "our fans" thread yet?

Less then 20 pages back. Yep. He's fucking tragic this cunt. Lumbering sack of shite that he is. One of the worst players we've had in years. He makes mistake after mistake man, clumsy as out, not switched on enough and not a confident passer. Can't afford to play him with such fine margins this season - not when we have 3 much, much better options.

The league two playoff positions include Exeter (St James), Notts Country (Mags, Shola, Nolan), and Coventry (Jimmy Hill), so there'sa good chance they'll get to play someone they hate.

I'd like to see something similar to what just happened to Juve. Mackem wins in the next couple of games. Dangle a little bit of hope in front of them before they get twatted by Wolves and Fulham and go down on goal difference.

When they had Ian Wright and Chris Sutton on 5 Live the other week talking about it, Wright started one of his points by saying "Look, Alan's a mate of mine..." Quite frankly Jason Mohamed, who was hosting it, should've just butted in and said "Can I stop you there?" and moved the discussion on. Imagine being mates with Pardew.

Just burst out laughing.

Yes there is, the sound of him eating cheesy chips.

Is there anything more rancid than hearing "Hephaestus" in a Mackem accent?

Good news lads! Just got off the phone with Crown Prince Salman, apparently he's the one fronting the money for PCP and he's looking to make Messi his first signing! He just wanted to know my thoughts on the training ground and the U23s.

The stadium I think she was evasive on because she doesn’t have any immediate plans for the stadium. Her main focus were clearly the commercial aspects and tracing/academy/facilities. She was also interested in fans hopes and expiration’s for the future, but from her point of view we need to get those other points addressed to move the club forward. She wants to know when we're going to die?

Do you have any proof? Even if you're somehow not bullshitting, no-one's going to believe the boy who cried hockle.

In the top thread on RTG they're arguing about who should replace Coleman - Mick McCarthy or Kevin Phillips.

Fuck fucking me. Always wondered this, but does it annoy the fuck out of them saying BBC Newcastle or do they call it BBC North East or something? BBC Ponteland.

Boasting about how he could deal with Ben Arfa, but can't even handle the most experienced Premier League player of all time.

Shearer vs Everton Emre vs Reading Tiote Cisse vs Chelsea

Panic on the streets of Wearside Panic on the streets of Pennywell I wonder to myself Could we ever win a game again? The league table that you slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise against Millwall But Cookie Pie, you're not safe here So you go down To the safety of league one But there's Panic on the streets of Rochdale, Fleetwood, Blackpool, Rotherham We're headed for league one

"There's a club if you'd like to go you could meet somebody who really loves you so you go, and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home, and you cry and you want to die" Didn't even need to change that one.

I don't think you read their post properly.

You're too kind. I want to see him homeless and unemployed in Raqqa. You old softy. I want him to live with Kaizero and be employed by Sunderland. I want him to accidentally say script when he means dialogue.

Definitely Geremi. I took my Cameroonian friend to the Juve friendly and he spent the entire game shouting and waving at Geremi trying to get his attention. We were in level 7.

Yes, yes and no. Still find that so fucking weird, man. I get the encouragement to attend football matches in person but also, it's just not on the cards for many a people. I think it's meant to protect lower league attendances. Stockport and Oldham, for example, would probably see their gates drop if Man Utd were on TV at the same time.

Like when RTG called us Gaycastle.

I think he was combining Gayle and Joselu's names, not calling Joselu gay.