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I have a lot less confidence in him than I do Krafth or Targett, so E.

Someone says our chairman was the mastermind behind the Khashoggi murder and no-one questions it.

I'm from Dorset. When I was growing up, Bournemouth were about as big as Hartlepool. Then Eddie Howe took over.

The Howe Bournemouth had isn't the same Howe we have. He's a better manager now.

He's a B, but I gave him an A to balance out all the Cs.

Yeah - based on people's reasoning here, Hall would have been an E last season, and will probably be close to an A this time around.

Why are we discussing moving the highest ranked player in this thread out of position to accomodate the lowest ranked player?

I don't disagree he's made Murphy look better, but you can look at it the other way, and imagine how much easier Isak's job would be with someone like Salah feeding him. It's no surprise Haaland's numbers have dropped since KDB started to decline.

If you look at the other strikers in that bracket, they're getting service from the likes of Bellingham, Vini Jr, De Bruyne, Yamal, etc. Isak is doing it with crosses from Jacob Murphy.

It's funny when you click this post from the main page, and you see everyone giving him a D before you realise they're still talking about Targett. Obviously an A. If he's not an A, why even have the ranking available?

The problem with the definition of world class is that only a handful of players in the world get into it, so when you only have 5 scores to pick from it limits the options. Realistically, only Isak gets in. It lumps the rest of the players into a couple of ranks with not enough to distinguish them. Someone like Murphy fits the definition of a C in the OP exactly, but there's no way Sandro or Bruno is only one rank better than him, or that Joelinton is the same rank.

He'd walk into mid-table/lower half teams like Fulham, Brentford, Everton, Man Utd, etc. There's no way he's a D.

C. He's declined, but not as much as Trippier.

Gone from a B to a D in such a short time.

Showing Elon how it's done.

Gordon vs Rico Lewis should be fun.

Three of those wins were against teams in the bottom four of the form table, and the other was against Chelsea. They've not beaten anyone good since Forest a couple of months ago.

Because they got a lot of their points when they weren't shit. They fell apart not long after Rodri got injured.

I know it seems to us like he could get injured brushing his teeth, but I'd expect before making any offer, the data nonces would have analysed his injury record and know how much of it is due to his body being held together with duct tape, and how much is just bad luck/freak injuries.

Get Tindall to take him out then.

442? Or is Osula playing wide?

Usually the weird formations are because he's trying to shoehorn six forwards into his team, but for the life of me I can't understand why he's got Salah in the middle and Wood out wide.

Put him up front.

No chance Hall gets dropped in the form he's in to play Burn out of position. Same as how Tino is ahead of Trippier now.

Qualified as a lawyer in Canada.