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This is starting to feel like the Potter/Chelsea appointment to me. Promising but inexperienced young manager taking a job where every single thing he does is overanalysed. I think he'd do well at a team like Brighton, but is a bit out of his depth here.

Tottenham don't have any recent wins.

Surprised to see that Isidor is on loan from Zenit. Thought there would be sanctions stopping us from doing business with Russian clubs.

Think it's just really bad sound mixing.

Isn't that exactly what we did with Boumsong?

How much is Gyokeres available for? Seems like a safer bet for them.

Forest.

You mean shots?

Too early? In a month, Isak will be our second highest scorer in the Premier League.

If the people who watch a team every week hate a manager despite their league position, it's usually for a good reason. Remember, Pardew got us 5th.

Liverpool airport has closed its runways, so it's probably pretty bad round there.

More interested in their team news than ours.

They found at the hearing that the grips could have been adjusted to fit their hands, but weren't. But ignore the facts and use it to rage against wokeism anyway. I think you've caught it.

I like how you write off La Liga as easy, then tell us all about Hojlund's goals against teams like Lincoln Red Imps of Gibraltar.

Most of the discussion is about how much they can sell their tickets for.

Or Ange's "it's just who we are mate".

His "idea" needs wing backs and you don't have any. Is he really so inflexible he can only play one formation and has to shoehorn the wrong players into it, and can't adapt to work with what he has?

Same as Ange. It just seems so limited as a manager if you can't adapt the way you play to fit your players.

They're the same age as Salah.

Troy Deeney's last three team of the weeks:

Think you're being harsh. He's been at the club for twenty years now, he's Mr Manchester United.

We've not signed a first team player (unless you count Osula/Kelly) since we brought in Livramento and Hall, three transfer windows ago.

Full of false confidence, before being defeated for good?

Onana legs it to the other side of the pitch so he can join in with the brawl.