Robster

Love a good bicycle kick.

WTF

He's the Russian Jesus Gil

My hatred started the year he stole Jackie's record for the fastest FA Cup Final goal

ITV presenters standing pitch-side.

That's shite from Cech.

Rod Stewart crying again ?

Tyldesley

Christmas and New Year is generally wank for us anyway.

Carroll looking happy

Less than three weeks after saying we can finish 4th. For his sanity's sake I hope he's just blatantly lying. I'm hoping he's just cocked up the use of a double negative. Surely he meant to say ' I cannot say i'm not massively disappointed '

Wiki has his real name as Carlos Martinez. Would that not be on his payroll and all official accounts etc ?

Obvious of course but it rests in the hands of the players. If he 'loses the dressing room', then we are fucked. I don't believe there is any coming back once the players lose faith and respect in the manager and his tactics.

Fucker spoilt what had been my best FF weekend to date.

NETD

Shhhhhhh. We don't need Ashley knowing he might available.

All we need now is for him to shag one of the player's wives.

Not just me then

That's better than the one I was thinking of

I have a feeling of Déjà vu about all this. Where's that meme with the cat driving the car.

How low down are his shorts ?

Eh?

10 years. Fuck me. What a night though.