Robster

Is there actually anything happening on the pitch ?

I think his name is Frank Waife Danquah, not sure of his age but I think he's about 19... Doubt over his age it seems.... ring FIFA now !

a defender called mcshane had him on the deck with his hand round his throat... nowt serious though... unfortunately sorry not mcshane some other unknown Whoever its was.... Must try harder next time

From the sounds of whats been said and the way they were flying into the tackles, they have been taking this very seriously. Fuck them. Let them get on with it if they are that desperate to beat us. Week and a half to go, we dont need pointless injuries inflicted by wankers looking for headlines

Unless he is going to play across the back 4, Alan Smith would be a bad signing. Dont min dhim as a player but just so not what we need.

Hmm, rather strange random thought there.. Although less so having looked at your champion avatar. I just got fed up with the height talk.

5'11" is tiny, I'm 5'10" and I'm a short-arse. 5'11" tiny? Its above average height, and more then tall enough for a left back. Would make a lovely Catwalk model

Do we need to be worried here? Be a disaster if he walks out

Oh ! Youre gonna have to help me out with that one

Agreed, but it cant do any harm to the lads confidence to have a player like Buffon talking about him.

Cant believe how that man has the ability to write a sentence without any substance in it what so ever. "I believe"..... fuck off !

Shame for Woodgate. His whole career is going to be like this. Cant help but have a wry smile at it though - no doubt Madrid are smiling too Especially bad for England. Looks like we're stuck with Ferdinand.

Obviously, you get the picture of what he`s like, when you read what other people say about him, they who have seen him play a lot. Also, there is not many available full backs in England for sale. Its clearly a good buy this one. I dont think I could agree that its clearly a good buy. Risky; although would not put Sam off going for it. Just seems to be a bit of a reaction that he is at last the solution to our defensive problems.... if we signed Wayne Bridge then that worthy of the "BUY HIM BUY HIM" quotes

If no one knows what he is like, how on earth can we be screaming "BUY HIM BUY HIM!!" Desperation has set in

Sort that fuking AV out. Its HUUUUUUGE

Surely not. I reckon the Journo has left his calander on 1st April and is severely confused. Absolutely no way Wenger would make such a stupendously bad decision

I havent seen Rozenhal yet but him apart, no one is better than him. No doubt he would be good for us

Guess we should have kept Bramble then... Well obviously not... Silvestre is much more of an improvement on Titus, but is just suspect enough not to be a regular in a Premiership winning side. At the minute the best that we can hope to attract.

Its about time to took stock again and realised the defenders of the quality (?) of silvestre are all we are going to get until we become something close to Champions League qualification quality again. People of Maldini-esque ability are just going to laugh at us so for now we are going to have to settle for the Silvestre types. Anyone who thinks that we are capable of getting better are deluded.

Trust him to be unable to slip of quietly into the sunset. He just had to get himself in the public eye once again. Laughable !

www.toonstats.homestead.com is the place you need for stuff like this. I mean, if you don't have an incredible memory like mine. Fucking Hell. Thats magic that. Straight into me favourites. I can test that nerd to hell on Monday now Cheers Keefaz May I also suggest that you bookmark www.newcastlestats.com, even though there's nothing there now. I heard that a really excellent site will be launched there in time for the Premier League kick-off. Shall do although I shant check at work in case its a wind up and I get some kind of Animal Porn

www.toonstats.homestead.com is the place you need for stuff like this. I mean, if you don't have an incredible memory like mine. Fucking Hell. Thats magic that. Straight into me favourites. I can test that nerd to hell on Monday now Cheers Keefaz

I know where to come in future

Anyone have any web sites that might have listed this kind of stat ?. Google brought up nowt

Appreciate the answer though. I shall impress the lad on Monday and tell him that I wracked my brain and eventually came up with the answer