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f***ing s**** patter settle down, i think the tweet is. That’s what I meant

Fucking shite patter

Phil Jones absolute shit

Defender scores - must be doing well coming true again

Man Utd won’t win

Agree with that fully , Also, minimum of 4 minutes , blows on 3.55 when there’s a foul

Standard of coaching/facilities won’t have changed much at that level surely? I’m in no doubt it has higher up the ages though. Either way, we are treating it just as an extra bit of training. He started Futsal 2 weeks back and was quickly moved up to an older age/advanced level group and the standard of coaching, sessions and talent among the kids is some of the best I’ve seen/experienced so it will be good to gauge what the pro level standard is like against that for example which is essentially a franchise ran by two young lads with a mix of kids girls and boys varying in ages and ability but all equally skilful. Future of our game in England may just be getting even more healthier. There’s a quote from Methven about the loan they’ve just taken “The money will be used largely to improve various things around the club. Some of it might sound very uninteresting, but we believe they're important. Fixing the speakers at the Stadium of Light, for example, or the lift at the Academy of Light is broken and needs fixing. These are quite significant payments to make, and this new investment will help that" They’re scrimping and saving all over the place and are clearly struggling with running costs. Nufc need heavy investment in their youth set up to be where it really should be but it should stable. It’s a difficult choice. If Sunderland don’t get promoted the consequences will be felt at all levels. Doesn’t read well does it, as ever when owners fuck up, it’s the genuine people who suffer like staff, coaches and kids. That’s what I hate the most about NUFC because when it comes to NUFC vs SAFC and my boy and other Geordie kids, there should never be a choice between the two. Sadly it seems even if the people behind the scenes do care so much, the club itself doesn’t give a fuck one way or another which is seen at every level of the club, none morse so than senior/first team level. Rafa could have relegated us last year and I’ll always respect and be grateful to the man for fighting for the good cause of all those people at the academy and training ground to make things bigger and better for them all, unlike the fucking owner. A club like NUFC should never ever fail off the field, but it has and will continue to do as long as Ashley is around while our local rivals prosper and our local talent go elsewhere or end up not getting the best standard of coaching, training, facilities to train and learn. That will be the biggest lasting damage not a relegation or the sale of some land or getting knocked out of a cup. Seriously, if NUFC come in for my kid, I’d tell them where to go. Not because of the coaches or poor facilities, but because the club does not give a fuck about any of that where as the likes of sunderland clearly do. I don’t want that kind of environment for my son as much as I don’t want to go and pay to watch the team under Steve Bruce surrounded by SD signs all-around while the owner and his cronies sit in their ivory towers grinning away laughing at all these mugs which is what we are or would be if we did go, if we sent our kids there or if we continued supporting this joke of a club who doesn’t even support the very people who keep it ducking going. From Rafa to joe bloggs in the canteen using a kettle to boil the players’ baths. I would say Newcastle have had much more higher quality youngsters come through so your point being it large ‘ doesn’t really make sense when talking about Sunderland Pickford and Henderson vs who at NUFC exactly? It’s not about players coming through always as well, it’s about the standard of coaching, education, training, facilities etc. kids receive and at NUFC its way lower than at SAFC and has been for some time and will continue to be until more of a fuck is given towards it. Carroll woodman Forster 2 longstaffs dummett Ferguson Krul nzogbia Vuckic shola kadar

Chance now

Caulkins there also

Standard of coaching/facilities won’t have changed much at that level surely? I’m in no doubt it has higher up the ages though. Either way, we are treating it just as an extra bit of training. He started Futsal 2 weeks back and was quickly moved up to an older age/advanced level group and the standard of coaching, sessions and talent among the kids is some of the best I’ve seen/experienced so it will be good to gauge what the pro level standard is like against that for example which is essentially a franchise ran by two young lads with a mix of kids girls and boys varying in ages and ability but all equally skilful. Future of our game in England may just be getting even more healthier. There’s a quote from Methven about the loan they’ve just taken “The money will be used largely to improve various things around the club. Some of it might sound very uninteresting, but we believe they're important. Fixing the speakers at the Stadium of Light, for example, or the lift at the Academy of Light is broken and needs fixing. These are quite significant payments to make, and this new investment will help that" They’re scrimping and saving all over the place and are clearly struggling with running costs. Nufc need heavy investment in their youth set up to be where it really should be but it should stable. It’s a difficult choice. If Sunderland don’t get promoted the consequences will be felt at all levels. Doesn’t read well does it, as ever when owners fuck up, it’s the genuine people who suffer like staff, coaches and kids. That’s what I hate the most about NUFC because when it comes to NUFC vs SAFC and my boy and other Geordie kids, there should never be a choice between the two. Sadly it seems even if the people behind the scenes do care so much, the club itself doesn’t give a fuck one way or another which is seen at every level of the club, none morse so than senior/first team level. Rafa could have relegated us last year and I’ll always respect and be grateful to the man for fighting for the good cause of all those people at the academy and training ground to make things bigger and better for them all, unlike the fucking owner. A club like NUFC should never ever fail off the field, but it has and will continue to do as long as Ashley is around while our local rivals prosper and our local talent go elsewhere or end up not getting the best standard of coaching, training, facilities to train and learn. That will be the biggest lasting damage not a relegation or the sale of some land or getting knocked out of a cup. Seriously, if NUFC come in for my kid, I’d tell them where to go. Not because of the coaches or poor facilities, but because the club does not give a fuck about any of that where as the likes of sunderland clearly do. I don’t want that kind of environment for my son as much as I don’t want to go and pay to watch the team under Steve Bruce surrounded by SD signs all-around while the owner and his cronies sit in their ivory towers grinning away laughing at all these mugs which is what we are or would be if we did go, if we sent our kids there or if we continued supporting this joke of a club who doesn’t even support the very people who keep it ducking going. From Rafa to joe bloggs in the canteen using a kettle to boil the players’ baths. I would say Newcastle have had much more higher quality youngsters come through so your point being it large ‘ doesn’t really make sense when talking about Sunderland

Damn Ireland

Hodgson lost the plot Under used vardy at his peak

I don’t give a toss myself, you’re a footballer, you play football, that’s it. You’re not a brand like Apple, or a showbiz personality like fucking Katie Price. You’re not some important big deal of a person politically or socially. You’re a footballer, stick to being one and just play the fucking game or actually do one and fuck off away from the game because you’re boring the tits off us all with your shite away from the pitch. Anyone who buys into the cult of someone’s ‘personality’ mustn’t have one of their own, I mean fair enough a Liam Gallagher or a Tupac, but a fucking footballer? This is how we end up with your JLingz, KSI, Robin Armstrong, Steve Wraith, Big Brother, Kardashians and other talentless air bubbles cropping up everywhere and anywhere where they end up taking up so much of the room in culture, they take over and become our culture. Fuck off with that shite man, really, have some self respect and stop this totally insane interest in this mad cult of personality shit which right now someone cumming in their pants over Zlatan’s latest tweet for example is basically the seed that breeds more of these cunts. What happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type? Hey, vaffancul! Fuck off with Liam Gallagher and Tupac. You'd have a solid argument if you didn't exclude your own personal obsessions. I’m not a huge fan of either, but I get why real personalities like them two as examples attract huge attention/following as people just as much as they do for their work. Footballers though... As for my own obsessions, I keep them personal between me and whoever or whatever, I idolise Kurt Cobain for his music, as a personality, as a full package. I dig the full lot. But again it’s between me and him baby. It’s a one man, one membership cult following I created for me, no-one else. You couldn’t sell him or Nirvana to me. No marketing, no twitter, Instagram, reality TV show, interview or PR could ever sell him/them/that to me. And nor can Zlatan sell me/get me to buy into this fake ass cult of personality. You’re a footballer mate, whatever you’re trying to be, don’t give up your day job. All these weirdos who lap this kind of shit up need a good slap for helping give rise to these manufactured non entity insignificant un important personalities who they have allowed to invade not just our culture and our art, but our social and political world too. And not for who they really are or not, for good or bad, better or worse, or what it is they really do or don’t do, but for their personality which in reality, they only fucking possess because those with less personality than them are paying for it. Zlatan come, saw and conquered on the pitch, but if anyone is stupid enough to buy into him as some kind of real life personality whose words, actions and thoughts are worth taking notice of outside of what he does on the pitch, well, the world and everyone may well end up fucked one day, if it and we aren’t already. The craziest part I can’t and never will get my head around is these fucking no mark wannabe personalities who want everyone to buy into them as being such much more than as some footballer or a singer or an actor or a politician, is most of them have paid a team of people or been paid by companies, brands, sponsors etc. for a transplant personality, like they do hair transplants, new teeth, breast implants, Botox, facelifts, the lot. And Zlatan and co are no different, with his professional imagery I’d have some respect for him if he did it himself for a laugh aimed at no-one and nothing in particular. But it’s from brand/team Zlatan, who own, run, manage and try and sell on this manufactured personality for him on his behalf because people will buy this shot for realz dog. You da man G, you’re bigger than god and Jesus and the whole of Sweden. When you were just a footballer, you were no-one man. We need you to do something zany that’s so Zlatan for instagram, billions will go insane you opening a bottle of water with a roundhouse kick or knocking down a tree with a kick. By the way, that Irish boxer Mike Tyson or whoever he is, the bald guy who pretends he’s nuts, his team have asked us if you’d like to fight their boy, he reckons he would knock you out and is even willing to fight you inside a penalty box at a stadium of your choice. We’ve submitted our price, this could break PPV records Zlaty baby. Seriously, the real personalities are the likes of Liam Gallagher who I’m not a fan of, I loved Oasis mind, I think he’s a dick, but he’s far more interesting as a stand alone personality as a person alone and that’s because he’s genuine and owns his own personality and doesn’t care if the world digs him or gives notice to whatever he says or doesn’t or his actions, but his music. As such I’d rather listen to what he has to say about Brexit, Man City or whatever other bull shit than Piers fucking Morgan, Lilly fucking Allen or the biggest fucking abomination of a personality that we all ought to regard as deadly poison, that eccentric, big daft, good old boy PM of ours. If only he would give up his day job, whatever that is. The scary thing with him, is that’s his real personality, that’s not a transplant, it’s all his. But who gives a shit, XFactor is about to start. Never mind your Kurt Cobains and Nirvana who slaved away practicing, writing, learning, playing to audiences of 20 people in shit holes for nowt for years and years the no marks that they were, what losers. WOOO HOOO JLS JLS WE LOVE YOU XX Zlatan, when are you going to retire so you can be Zlatan every day, I mean every Instagram post! Hey Tyson, props man on bouncing back, you’re an inspiration man, it’s because of you man having the balls to get back up again after your knockdowns, I’m now a big fan of WWF. I used to think it was staged and just an act, but not anymore. I used to like boxing, but it’s all about money these days, at least WWF is advertising the plight of endangered Pandas. You’re saving the world Tyson man! Go champ! Meanwhile over in chicken town the lercals are struggling with this twitter lark, but some Mag at work was fewming about something The Don put on it, calling the Mags gravy stained scum or something. Marra is a legend if he said that. He could sell the SOL, the AOL and shag Bally’s wife up the arse, he’ll forever be a legend on Wearside. FTM 2-1, 6 in a row, Shearer wears a wankers hat, Sid James Park lol lol lol It’s all a load of bollocks. You do realise by writing a page on him you are exactly the problem here?

If they’d given a long term plan to someone like Eddie Howe, I’d agree, but not OGS. I would have been very happy with Eddie Howe. Solskjaer deserves the time though. He is 3 months into his first full season in charge. It's about laying a foundation. Think giving solskjaer the time might end in 10 years of no champions league It's obviously within reason, but all things considered Solskjaer has done a good job in his time in charge. Comon now hardly done a good job - how far have your expectations fell! Man Utd should not be managed by ole end of Where do you think our expectations should be? We've had the world class, guaranteed success managers and it didn't work. There needs to be a change of policy and a change of plans. Well expectations should be top 4 really baring in mind where you have been, Forgetting that expectations should be a top class manager to rebuild from scratch not a failed ex player

If they’d given a long term plan to someone like Eddie Howe, I’d agree, but not OGS. I would have been very happy with Eddie Howe. Solskjaer deserves the time though. He is 3 months into his first full season in charge. It's about laying a foundation. Think giving solskjaer the time might end in 10 years of no champions league It's obviously within reason, but all things considered Solskjaer has done a good job in his time in charge. Comon now hardly done a good job - how far have your expectations fell! Man Utd should not be managed by ole end of

If they’d given a long term plan to someone like Eddie Howe, I’d agree, but not OGS. I would have been very happy with Eddie Howe. Solskjaer deserves the time though. He is 3 months into his first full season in charge. It's about laying a foundation. Think giving solskjaer the time might end in 10 years of no champions league

Got a feeling bruce won’t appreciate Lejeune as he isn’t a ‘big strong defender’ and he will eventually be sold

Klopp is a better all round manager than Guardiola for me. Klopp’s Dortmund side turned to utter gash before he left like. Wouldn’t say he’s better than Pep just yet I mean the guy has got his team to the last 2 champions league finals and a champions league final previously with another team, and the europa league final, pretty good pedigree. That’s without the league total he won at Dortmund and the points total Liverpool gained last season

5 duels??? What the fuck does that even mean

England need to fight to get him in the euros squad

4 home wins in 3 o clock prem games @ 29/1

Will report with the crowd numbers as soon as possible Buzzing to find out

He only will if he scores a few goals and the media then over hype him- see van dijk Van dijk isn't overhyped He is a bit My point being that scoring goals as a defender suddenly makes you a better defender in the media’s eyes