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I'm trying to contain laughter so hard. That's simply a work of art

The moment he said Pardew was the right man and they care about style of play I said he had made a very bad point and promptly went home.

1 in 4 is an OK return for us considering he was making a lot of sub appearances. Still not enough for me to like him, the stupid fucking cunt.

Mind, I need a one line bio for the best ones to save me trying to invent stuff. Last round was easy cos CBs and keepers are generally nutters. Full backs are boring. The best so far is Frank Sinclair being sick.

I found it odd that they've made a conscious effort to do a big newspaper interview for the first time in ages. Suggests it's all been planned.

I can't see it myself, he probably won't get a job anywhere else apart from the Northern division. He'll go in a huff then quickly change his tune to that of "happy to lend the new manager my support".

Or ex-Manchester United player Chris Seagulls *didn't need to change name for joke to work*

Apparently Man City want an eagle something something Manuel Peregrini.

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Michael Ball is a good one. "Ball messaged the Coronation Street actor Antony Cotton, who is openly gay and plays the factory worker Sean Tully in the long-running soap opera. Cotton was at the time appearing in I'm a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! "That f***ing queer," Ball wrote. "Get back to your sewing machine in Corrie you moaning b******." The message has since been deleted." Was also captain for Man City for like an hour.

Hang on! Sorry I got a new computer and have been building it etc. I am now back. Had to stop skiving at work a bit cos I did like nothing for 3 days. Will post up a poll tomorrow. Apologies again.

My folks are just two more stops on the train from there. What you going there for? Bit odd

Sorry, just had to quote this, what the holy f*** you on about? Literally not met one person in Glasgow who has said that. What Rangers forum has he been frequenting? Literally no one on FollowFollow wanted Ashley and their stance remains the same. I'm heading to Glasgow for the Old Firm next weekend, I reckon I'd get knocked out if I suggest the above. Nice I hope you're prepared. If I'm back I'll give you a shout. Might not go into town though

Sorry, just had to quote this, what the holy fuck you on about? Literally not met one person in Glasgow who has said that.

oh no, what will they place baby Jesus in

Annoying how footballers can do OK just from being fast.

pfffffft :lol:

I don't get it. We don't have a manager and the guy in charge is just Pardew but with a more wrinkly face. Of course we are still doing badly.

Already on their next game there's nothing else to fucking think about is there

Brahimi should be playing deeper. He's not as influential when he's that far up the field.

Can admin turn any mention of Pardew into "he-who-must-not-be-named" through some fancy word filter?

Wasn't he homesick the first time he left Celtic? Like you said there's definitely a lot of ability there. I think he was, yeah. Thought he'd be a bit better travelled since he was born in Malaysia... Not sure why Scottish players get so homesick

Thought he just moved to Leicester Ah well, fair enough. Cracking little player on his day. If he hasn't have stagnated for like 5 years he'd have been quality.

I doubt he could write with that passion if he didn't support us, surely.

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