TaylorJ_01

He's fucking crap, wake up.

Vuckic has actual, discernible talent whereas Sammy is an athlete.

He reads forums Hi Kev

I think it's just a daft joke tbh

Indeed. I quite like Lens. A player we could do with on our books. Won't be a world-beater but, as Disco says, he'd do alright.

I wonder if we could convex Lens to come here. God that wasn't even worth typing.

Benni McCarthy retires. http://www.sport24.co.za/Soccer/PSL/Benni-McCarthy-calls-it-quits-20130606 partridgeshrug.gif

Wayne Bridge no-one will let him die. Please let him die.

He'd go on a 6 year bender. He'd do a Ranger, but white.

Shahktar set to make an absolute heapa cash this window.

We are an awful club.

Ronaaaaaldo is coming to my house, to my house.

I've been told yous are coming to Motherwell! Everyone is invited to my house!

That's what our leader calls the N-O mansion.

He's so beautiful. Reminds me of.. well, me.

"£20m?" "£25m?"

i dernt fink hez 6 fot 4 eeva

£15 on Phelan tremendous

He's technically excellent. These injuries have to have taken their toll, though.

It annoys me that they all have money. All useless.

Suprised no-one has ever gone back for Royston Drenthe. Plays in Russia, just been relegated. Would be a bargain.

Jonas used to be a skinny winger he's done a Shola.

'cos this cunt's wank'

Who said romance was dead