TaylorJ_01

"Gouffran out for season following near-fatal head injury"

Who fucking cares, man? Embarrassing, this.

http://i.imgur.com/9nvGMcZ.jpg http://i.qkme.me/3u7o4g.jpg

It sort of looks like Simpson and Gosling are saying "what the fuck is he talking about?" while Ben Arfa laughs and says "haha, I'm not playing anyway". Taylor is thinking about cats.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/newcastle-players-don-t-have-relegation-clauses-1-5639826 I'd imagine this will be scaring Ashley shitless.

How would he know Rogers said it was a really good pass? "That pass on 15 minutes the crowd booed, just want you to know it was a good pass, don't worry about it". Pardew is a massive arsehole, he's lucky he's getting full crowds and not demonstrations against him.

Tavernier could start at right-back I guess. Hope bib theory is wrong though.

lmao

3 or 4 people (including players) said there was unrest in the club. Has text conversations/shorthand notes with/from them. Important to get the story out. Employers saying there are problems. Will continue to cover Newcastle anyway. Nothing groundbreaking.

I'm listening anyway. Will let you know if he says owt interesting. Here we go.

I'm listening anyway. Will let you know if he says owt interesting.

Robben's a better footballer but I'm not sure who I'd rather have in my team, given the choice.

Sorry to ask again, but why do we expect 4-4-2?

He's never tried having a positive attitude. He doesn't have a point at all.

I don't recall Pardew ever saying we'll win games Also, it's not arrogance if he does say it, it's ignorance because it won't happen.

To be fair to him he looks (judging on the last few games I've seen) like he's been working on the side of his game that's always let him down. Especially these Barca games. Worked very hard and looked less selfish.

Not sure about that tbf They really do. Mourinho is very much his own man with his own style yet the way that some of our fans go on it's like every bit of good that Mourinho has ever done is because of Sir Bobby. Not sure anyone really says that.

Why? Have you ever seen Green Street? Well if hooligans try to get you you just say: "Please don't hurt me, it's painful. Here. Have a piece of fruit." That's the Hollywood version, mate. Real life is a whole different story. If you ever see a Newcastle fan with missing limbs, or horrible burn scars, they've survived West 'Aaaam away. They're the lucky ones. Here you have the Guimarães and Porto away games, you can not carry anything with you, only the ticket and some pieces of fruit. In guimarães last year they have set the railways on fire, you get inside the stadium under a rain of rocks and pieces of fruit. In Porto I had a really bad experience, a colleague of mine got his ass kicked really badly, at the end his clothes were in shatters and he p*ssed himself. At the end I said "here, have these pieces of fruit." fucking brilliant.

Robben has been so good recently. My hero

Damnit, another morning and he's still here.

Always worthy of a repost. Pessoto/Ekotto always makes me buckle.

If he doesn't start you might get a refund? Unsure if it works like that...

Will Suarez taste the difference? Winner.