TaylorJ_01

In seriousness though, the Europa league stuff absolutely infuriates me. I hate him.

Nothing says 'read me!' more than a large, dense rectangle of text

I'm thinking of taking sections of Pardew's sentences and making them into motivational posters in such a way that it makes absolutely no sense. Such as; http://i.imgur.com/1PER34R.jpg

Sinclair for me, definitely. A perfect player for us at the moment.

Your avatar makes everything you post sound so depressing in my head "everything is bad forever" brilliant

MBABU

P&G own H&S so that's not altogether unbelievable.

"bite me so i can be spoderman"

What the hell

Seamless "Doesn't matter"

He should start just drinking carlsberg. He'd be sober the rest of his life.

Can we just not sign a rapist? It's a fairly easy thing to avoid. Just uncheck the rapist box.

I find sad Anelka far too funny

did we get cone

Maybe it's Joe trying to say Higuain

gay rugby tackling

Confirmed on 1 year deal. The gif of him with his shirt. Has "what have I done?" ever been more clearly painted on a man's face? :lol: http://i.minus.com/inVV5q4roxhpX.gif It's even better when put to "Angel" http://goo.gl/DWrfc :lol: Love it.

http://i.imgur.com/g8aCISr.png

Heddin' Outman.

Sounds like 'chavvy marras'.

Probably been mentioned - but Stoke signed Marc Muniesa weird.

only sell our black players for the sake of this pun