TaylorJ_01

That's what our leader calls the N-O mansion.

He's so beautiful. Reminds me of.. well, me.

"£20m?" "£25m?"

i dernt fink hez 6 fot 4 eeva

£15 on Phelan tremendous

He's technically excellent. These injuries have to have taken their toll, though.

It annoys me that they all have money. All useless.

Suprised no-one has ever gone back for Royston Drenthe. Plays in Russia, just been relegated. Would be a bargain.

Jonas used to be a skinny winger he's done a Shola.

'cos this cunt's wank'

Who said romance was dead

DM is arguably the most important position I think. A good DM that can start/break-up play is priceless. See Schweinsteiger or Yaya Toure when he was deployed there.

I'm still hoping, one day, for the headline "NEYMAR'S GAY BAR HURRAH"

Also, as much as I think it's a bullshit argument, a couple decent English players wouldn't go amiss.

I'd probably even start him in the current set-up. As much as I love Goof his ability lies in a striker role (still good out wide, mind). We're choking for a bit of pace and it'd allow us to throw away Obertan.

Perch won't stay in the prem if he leaves. Actual pap.

Gotta go for Scott Sinclair surely

Neymar refined heard it all

Why? What happens in September?!

"So I walked with him and he started asking me how my kids were, how they were doing at school, how was my missus. The next thing I knew I was on the plane. I was thinking ‘how the f*** did I get here?’" still one of my favourite Sir Bobby anecdotes, that.

We won't get 'the Wigan winger' anyway.

Milner mostly charges about like a mad eejit.

Rodwell is turning into an absolute nothing player. Can't hold down a position.

Jack Rodwell on

Fuck off Paul. Fucking prick.