Espio

You know there's an issue when Diame's our designated playmaker. Fucking dire

Wonder if he’s worth trying at DM? Then we'd have Darlow in goal

Isnt Dubs supposed to be a quality midfielder as well?

Fyp

Diame having a mare so far.

Rafa smiling, takeover's on!

Could this helicopter have feasibly flown high enough to leave the atmosphere?

Knowing our luck it'll be a consortium of Wise, Kinnear and Lambsarse who buys us.

FCB's a cunt, but why are you divorcing over it?

You'd think with his connections he'd at least get a fastpass.

Couldn't even sell us for Christmas. I hope you burn your stuffing you fat cunt.

Invalid tweet?

If Lascelles spent more time doing defensive training and less time sucking Mike Ashley's cheesy helmet. We probably would've won that.

Who’s headlining? Elfis Presley

We can only hope.

"Hey Schar, do the silly salmon"

Been announced yet?

Bet some bellends do. Where's that dude who camps in the training ground bushes when we need him?

Anyone gonna camp the airport and the ground?

Cunt punt her.

How about trying to be part of the solution rather than being part of the fucking problem?

Edit: Whoops

Genuinely have no idea what this means, maybe I'm just thick as fuck. I'm assuming it's a good thing?