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If Lascelles spent more time doing defensive training and less time sucking Mike Ashley's cheesy helmet. We probably would've won that.

Who’s headlining? Elfis Presley

We can only hope.

"Hey Schar, do the silly salmon"

Been announced yet?

Bet some bellends do. Where's that dude who camps in the training ground bushes when we need him?

Anyone gonna camp the airport and the ground?

Cunt punt her.

How about trying to be part of the solution rather than being part of the fucking problem?

Edit: Whoops

Genuinely have no idea what this means, maybe I'm just thick as fuck. I'm assuming it's a good thing?

I was watching that Man City: All or Nothing documentary last night. It was quite an insight looking into their board meetings regarding player signings and the complete opposite to what I imagine our transfer meetings look like. Can just imagine this being Charnley and/or Ashley when it comes to transfer window time.

Bottom of League 1

So um, what now? (Genuine question, I fully support this, but have no idea what happens now that it's been presented)

Can Stifler give her a bell and ask?

Where do I sign?

Fuck sake, if I knew that I would've popped into Exeter, teabag his smug fucking face, it's only 15 mins away!

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