Espio

Mmm..not sure about that like, what are other signings who don't get one going to think, bit ott iyam. Team as a whole, Rafa, Ashley out, yes. Individual players? Nah. Maybe a flag, not a full display. They're hardly going to raise funds for a banner for a loan signing are they? But our first "record breaking" signing in 14 years, go for it.

Had you?

"We tried"

Ref is fucking awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-YuM9b3Xa4

Please tell me you remembered to clear search history?

There's a guy that wants Rafa sacked and is apparently serious and I'm the worst poster? o_O Yes, but he's the equivalent of everyone's racist grandparent, no-one listens to or agrees with what they say, they're just around because we don't have a choice.

Malan's been here 5 minutes and is already an early contender for worst poster 2019.

Gooch

'We have seen Rondon, pulling off David Luiz, it makes life difficult' Expert commentary

Stupid fucking cunt, who let him out of the care home?

Pretty much every element of the club needs an upgrade

You rang

Did he bet 1099?

You know there's an issue when Diame's our designated playmaker. Fucking dire

Wonder if he’s worth trying at DM? Then we'd have Darlow in goal

Isnt Dubs supposed to be a quality midfielder as well?

Fyp

Diame having a mare so far.

Rafa smiling, takeover's on!

Could this helicopter have feasibly flown high enough to leave the atmosphere?

Knowing our luck it'll be a consortium of Wise, Kinnear and Lambsarse who buys us.

FCB's a cunt, but why are you divorcing over it?

You'd think with his connections he'd at least get a fastpass.

Couldn't even sell us for Christmas. I hope you burn your stuffing you fat cunt.