Espio

Where's Uri Gellar when we need him?

Really got to feel for Almiron, that was a right kick in the balls.

Would someone mind PMing me a copy please? x

Will never forgive him for diving against us for Liverpool.

Dirk Kuyt

JoelinTOON (Chronic Bingo)

Too soon :'(

Activated his buy-out clause is a key sentence

The little ginger kid hopefully showing what the Arsenal game's gonna be like.

So why look for a new manager if they've mentioned their own targets?

I've got Exeter and Torquay nearby. Fuck. Suppose I could trade one St James for the other

I'm pregnant?

Aye, go on then

Tunnocks teacakes been mentioned yet? Also, Jammy Dodgers are the boiz like

"All good"

It's Friday, this confirmed yet?

Signatures I'd hope

For PL approval, the paperwork has to be submitted by the club, not the potential new owners/directors. FCB and The Thumb... This paperwork will never get submitted.

I'm quite a big fan of having teeth and not fucking my family.

And Pep to city too, apparently.

We bash out new Ashley threads faster than George RR Martin I don't recall George RR Martin starting an Ashley thread

Looks more like the old woman

They (Rafa Ashley Charnley) met Monday apparently according to a friend who had a nephew at the club. I have an unkle, who has a cousin, whos wifes stepmothers son met a guy at a wedding who is Ashleys poolcleaners brother in laws grandfather who says there could've been a meeting or should be a meeting in the coming week(s). So there is or soon is a deal agreed or not agreed! How certain are they?

Why? Because Stifler