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With the keys we could steal Van der Vaart. We could steal Bale, and cart him away in a Van (der Vaart) ... You want Bale to Bum VDV? Can't believe there was genuinely a way to make that joke seem even worse. Oh, There's always a way

With the keys we could steal Van der Vaart. We could steal Bale, and cart him away in a Van (der Vaart) ... You want Bale to Bum VDV?

That just reads like you're an expert in having semen stuck in your throat, tbh. A semen connoisseur

N-O server fucking up? Blame Pards

I'd like to see Llambias get a hat-trick tbh

Terrible win, but fuck me, I'll take it.

Pissed the coach off. FYP http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/544/bananabus.jpg

Pissed the coach off. FYP

I'd consider putting Dame Edna up-front instead of Strolla

No game needs Alan Smith Great player, passionate. He can pop up anywhere

Eygpt.

kebab - Once in a while everybody loves it. Especially when off your face.

This.

What a shit match this is.

With one hand, while breast feeding a starving child. Fuck that, He'd have to fight Angelina for that.

IIRC We had only agreed to sign him at the end of the season considering he'd played 25 games. He had his leg broke, which means he's unlikely to play 25 games considering there's only 19 games of the season left. Obviously the little that was seen from him was enough to impress therefore surely worth the risk?

He's on the pitch?!

Break Hart.

tbf, It's Tioté's fault we're 2-0 down.

Shit start like, But we're looking dangerous on the attack... And dangerous (to ourselves) when we defend catch-22 tbh.

From AC9's Twitter.

If he scores, Messi will drink his piss with a side of his own faeces.

Torres wants to take a dive in the box he'll probably get a pelanty. Commentators saying Carroll has the 2 centre backs on toast. Bookable offence, surely? With this ref aye.