Fatwax

Didn't someone on here get a 30 year ban or something? The bit in bold is my personal favourite.

Wullie giving it large on the BR forum.

Nicko once won the tour de france on a bicycle with a puncture. Most of our business is now done in London town dontcha know..

Is Custis the hideous fat cunt? I forget.

Yeah, they always string you along with things like this.. oh and press conferences.

Hm.

Just shut up. Shut the hell up.

I'm going off N'Zogbia very quickly. It amazes me how many of these lads waste an oppurtunity of a lifetime, what any of us would do to be in their position and they just fuck about.

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Yeah, he doesn't tell people his rumours until the deadlines for the news stories I think. It's going to be bollocks, but ahhh well.

All is revealed at 11pm. Exciting.. or not. Whichever.

Exactly, can't polish a turd.

I can only think of the home game against Arsenal where he played reasonably well and had an attempt on goal. As others have said, he's a liabilty. A striker who was at one point the clubs captain should never have a worse shots on target record than a defender. Even Cacapa scored and he barely played half a season and is supposedly the worse player ever IDST.

I thought that the 'arse' was a pun on Arsenal.. :-[

They send the ticket with the shirt.

Has it actually been on SSN yet that he's signed? It's only saying that a fee's been agreed. Streets ahead of this tin pot station!

What a pair of tits. Bah dum, tish.

Just finished watching the DVD that DaehtihS lent me and I'm amazed we signed such a good quality player. Shooting above our weight with this one. Safe to say he'll only be with us until January when his head will be turned by the glamour and bright lights of Stoke.

Yes, that's exactly what I'd expect of Kevin Keegan. I agree with Morgster. Why doesn't Keegan play the flair players such as N'Zogbia, like Allardyce did?!!!!?!?!?!?!one!!!?1?

Does he have any U-19 or U-21 caps?

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Watch 'em on TV instead

Best thing about this is that at least the management know where we need improving as a priority. For me this is one of Smiths feet out of our midfield and onto the 7-man bench. You could say that we've lost Emre etc. but he never played and we'll now save loads of money on plasters & ice packs. More cost cutting from Big Mike there.

He can score you say? Welcome aboard, Julio.