Fatwax

Gutierrez couldn't play at Doncaster or Hartlepool but came along for them. Team building or something I guess.

I see this a a replacement for Ramage unti I'm pleasantly surprised. I'll be watching with interest on Friday when hopefully we'll have a slightly more competitve lineup.

Name rings a bell.. why the hate?

I'm a big fan already. He won my heart the other week with the line "Newcastle are not nothing". Y'hear that DaehtihS?

The Luisao rumour doesn't have any quotes or even a half decent source to my knowledge. So I doubt it for now.

When he signs for Spurs you'll be harking back to these posts amid the flames, anger and NE5.

Just locally where I live, I'm not like a proper teacher or anything. I'm going to start teacher training in a year or two though.

Me despierto con tu madre. Just for jokes. hijo de puta. mi madre es demasiado cara para usted.

Yes. Yes I am.

I'm great at spanglish It's espanglish actually.

Well actually it'd be está, due to it not being a permanent attribute. Sorry, I teach Spanish and I'm cursed with being exact about it. :-[

Or correct Spanish, whichever. I like the fact that all the news stories are coming from every source but Newcastle ones. Tight lipped etc.

Assuming we're actually signing him, that means we've replaced Ramage, Carr, Rozehnal & Emre for (as of now) Guthrie, Gutierrez & Bassong, with a few more potentially coming in. I reckon that's alright so far. Of the 4 leaving, neither really played much or reached their potential.

Shut up and go sign another midfielder. Dont worry, we will.

Shut up and go sign another midfielder.

I like the idea of the club speaking in the 3rd person in a Disco Stu kinda way. "NUFC don't comment on speculation... baby"

Shut up. Shut the hell up. :-[

Sky Sports News, or Sky Sports website? Picture box, baby. I don't bother with the site.

Sky Sports News in the Prem League tab. After the Joey Barton story. We've agreed terms with the player.

SSN saying we've agreed terms with the player.. I'm guessing this has been said but I've missed it and I have egg on my face.

Pue, Hue, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub... Dibble is a midfielder...

Only one of them is French/Spanish. He never says nationality or speaking language. Yeah, pretty obvious I'm talking about the languages of the players, but I'll try extra hard to be as clear as possible in the future incase you try to catch me out, you.

Beye Faye Coloccini Enrique half French half Spanish - very good lineup aswell that. Taylor & Cacapa as backup CD. Tasty.

Some slightly new stuff. Basically says that Coloccini could be spending his last few hours as a Depor player, we met with them on Sunday to discuss stuff and that Depor would prefer to get upwards of 20m for him as he's a major part of the team. No quotes though.

I'm not sure if that is news or not.. I'm not even sure if I understand half of it. Spurs not signed him yet?