Fatwax

I can only think of the home game against Arsenal where he played reasonably well and had an attempt on goal. As others have said, he's a liabilty. A striker who was at one point the clubs captain should never have a worse shots on target record than a defender. Even Cacapa scored and he barely played half a season and is supposedly the worse player ever IDST.

I thought that the 'arse' was a pun on Arsenal.. :-[

They send the ticket with the shirt.

Has it actually been on SSN yet that he's signed? It's only saying that a fee's been agreed. Streets ahead of this tin pot station!

What a pair of tits. Bah dum, tish.

Just finished watching the DVD that DaehtihS lent me and I'm amazed we signed such a good quality player. Shooting above our weight with this one. Safe to say he'll only be with us until January when his head will be turned by the glamour and bright lights of Stoke.

Yes, that's exactly what I'd expect of Kevin Keegan. I agree with Morgster. Why doesn't Keegan play the flair players such as N'Zogbia, like Allardyce did?!!!!?!?!?!?!one!!!?1?

Does he have any U-19 or U-21 caps?

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Watch 'em on TV instead

Best thing about this is that at least the management know where we need improving as a priority. For me this is one of Smiths feet out of our midfield and onto the 7-man bench. You could say that we've lost Emre etc. but he never played and we'll now save loads of money on plasters & ice packs. More cost cutting from Big Mike there.

He can score you say? Welcome aboard, Julio.

Euros Shmuros, Kazim Richards had a good tournament, but we can do better than him.

I honestly don't get the valuation of players now-a-days.. Crouch will probably go for around the £10m mark, Bosingwa went for £16m, Arshavin is being touted at anything from 12m-20m+ and yet Deco went for 8m, as well as Inter offering about 8m for Lampard? Its crazy.

Slightly offtopic, but what happened to that young American lad that came over for a trial? Apparently Wise etc. were very impressed when they saw him.. anyone?

Good old Spurs at Three Point Lane.

Its not the 'We're bigger/smaller than Spurs' that people are bothered about, its his constant WUM drivel going on as if we're going to be scrapping it out with Wigan & West Brom next season.

The worrying thing is that I wouldn't be surprised to see them headlines in them papers.

This story is laughable. There was a smoking ban in casinos when Ashley bought United so Kemsley would have a perfect view of him walking off. Joker.

I prefer the word 'Merky'. This transfer is Merky. A quick search on google revealed 'Merky' to be the name of a pet squirrel of somebodies and also a way to describe a song. The word 'merkin' however brought up much, much worse images...

I'd love him to be our equivelent to City's Martin Petrov last season, also shows that the midfield is recognised as a priority. Saw him in a few matches over the last few seasons, seems a very shrewd purchase. Look forward to seeing him at Donny!

France '98 was a good 'un, aye.

Yes! Shame we couldn't send Luque back as a part ex. Hopefully Sam Allarshite is the new manager and Smith becomes his 1st signing, part ex with the geezer. Nice.

Senna stood out to me as a player with his workrate. Very impressed. Overall its been a pretty enjoyable tournament.

Hahah, he's a terrible defender and yet he STILL got more league goals than Alan Smith last season.