Fatwax

Assuming we're actually signing him, that means we've replaced Ramage, Carr, Rozehnal & Emre for (as of now) Guthrie, Gutierrez & Bassong, with a few more potentially coming in. I reckon that's alright so far. Of the 4 leaving, neither really played much or reached their potential.

Shut up and go sign another midfielder. Dont worry, we will.

Shut up and go sign another midfielder.

I like the idea of the club speaking in the 3rd person in a Disco Stu kinda way. "NUFC don't comment on speculation... baby"

Shut up. Shut the hell up. :-[

Sky Sports News, or Sky Sports website? Picture box, baby. I don't bother with the site.

Sky Sports News in the Prem League tab. After the Joey Barton story. We've agreed terms with the player.

SSN saying we've agreed terms with the player.. I'm guessing this has been said but I've missed it and I have egg on my face.

Pue, Hue, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub... Dibble is a midfielder...

Only one of them is French/Spanish. He never says nationality or speaking language. Yeah, pretty obvious I'm talking about the languages of the players, but I'll try extra hard to be as clear as possible in the future incase you try to catch me out, you.

Beye Faye Coloccini Enrique half French half Spanish - very good lineup aswell that. Taylor & Cacapa as backup CD. Tasty.

Some slightly new stuff. Basically says that Coloccini could be spending his last few hours as a Depor player, we met with them on Sunday to discuss stuff and that Depor would prefer to get upwards of 20m for him as he's a major part of the team. No quotes though.

I'm not sure if that is news or not.. I'm not even sure if I understand half of it. Spurs not signed him yet?

Don't worry, there'll be some late evening/night time articles and the thread will skyrocket, just like the Modric one. Then he won't sign for us, but for a rival and the thread will refuse to go away so I'm constantly reminded of the fact that we didn't sign a player I'd like here. Hm.

I'd love a youtube NUFC compilation of Alan Smith with the song "I Need A Hero" as a theme.

This probably. Cunts.

yeah, but don't forget that last night in Chipiona they presented them with all those bottles of wine.

http://www.antena3noticias.com/PortalA3N/noticia/Lotina-con-preocupacion-que-Coloccini-este-medio-fuera/1977951 Not really a reliable source, but I liked the translation. This thread is going to get big very fast if these news stories keep popping up.

I've stated on the spurs board how much i rate this guy (him, pandev,sergio garcia and Angelo palombo are the 4 players in world football i really rate. besides the elite players). Would be a great piece of business from you lot. I'm assuming he means Spurs supposedly outbidding us for him as reported in a few articles somewhere or something. You don't rate Keane that much? I reckon that £20m is a stupid price for him but I'd call him a steady striker, always clocks in with a decent amount of goals. Who you said to be replacing him with?

Probably posting on internet forums about us probably not really being in for players

Tottenham remind of a kid at playschool that wants whatever toy the other kid is playing with but instantly gets bored when they have it go for the kids new toy. Roll on 1st Sept.

Pleasantly surprised. Passing has been really good and its nice to see him having the odd pop at goal. One shot yesterday knocked a Donny player down for the count, heh. Saying this though, Geremi was a beast in pre-season last year so we'll see I guess.

Cacapa didn't really put a foot wrong. Surprised Bassong got a full game to be honest.

Well hurry up and get something sorted for the Valencia game then Nah, good news that is. Banterific.

Probably be more likely to score with a broken leg.