Fatwax

When he signs for Spurs you'll be harking back to these posts amid the flames, anger and NE5.

Just locally where I live, I'm not like a proper teacher or anything. I'm going to start teacher training in a year or two though.

Me despierto con tu madre. Just for jokes. hijo de puta. mi madre es demasiado cara para usted.

Yes. Yes I am.

I'm great at spanglish It's espanglish actually.

Well actually it'd be está, due to it not being a permanent attribute. Sorry, I teach Spanish and I'm cursed with being exact about it. :-[

Or correct Spanish, whichever. I like the fact that all the news stories are coming from every source but Newcastle ones. Tight lipped etc.

Assuming we're actually signing him, that means we've replaced Ramage, Carr, Rozehnal & Emre for (as of now) Guthrie, Gutierrez & Bassong, with a few more potentially coming in. I reckon that's alright so far. Of the 4 leaving, neither really played much or reached their potential.

Shut up and go sign another midfielder. Dont worry, we will.

Shut up and go sign another midfielder.

I like the idea of the club speaking in the 3rd person in a Disco Stu kinda way. "NUFC don't comment on speculation... baby"

Shut up. Shut the hell up. :-[

Sky Sports News, or Sky Sports website? Picture box, baby. I don't bother with the site.

Sky Sports News in the Prem League tab. After the Joey Barton story. We've agreed terms with the player.

SSN saying we've agreed terms with the player.. I'm guessing this has been said but I've missed it and I have egg on my face.

Pue, Hue, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub... Dibble is a midfielder...

Only one of them is French/Spanish. He never says nationality or speaking language. Yeah, pretty obvious I'm talking about the languages of the players, but I'll try extra hard to be as clear as possible in the future incase you try to catch me out, you.

Beye Faye Coloccini Enrique half French half Spanish - very good lineup aswell that. Taylor & Cacapa as backup CD. Tasty.

Some slightly new stuff. Basically says that Coloccini could be spending his last few hours as a Depor player, we met with them on Sunday to discuss stuff and that Depor would prefer to get upwards of 20m for him as he's a major part of the team. No quotes though.

I'm not sure if that is news or not.. I'm not even sure if I understand half of it. Spurs not signed him yet?

Don't worry, there'll be some late evening/night time articles and the thread will skyrocket, just like the Modric one. Then he won't sign for us, but for a rival and the thread will refuse to go away so I'm constantly reminded of the fact that we didn't sign a player I'd like here. Hm.

I'd love a youtube NUFC compilation of Alan Smith with the song "I Need A Hero" as a theme.

This probably. Cunts.

yeah, but don't forget that last night in Chipiona they presented them with all those bottles of wine.

http://www.antena3noticias.com/PortalA3N/noticia/Lotina-con-preocupacion-que-Coloccini-este-medio-fuera/1977951 Not really a reliable source, but I liked the translation. This thread is going to get big very fast if these news stories keep popping up.