Fatwax

Canny attendance by their standards. Don't worry HTT, they'll just announce the official attendance as much higher anyway. It's their thing.

"This player is shite mate" "Not on our radar" "Played tonight for us..."

Stephen Carr was subbed off after coming on aswell once.

That's literally the only explanation. What are you on about? It’s because you’re wrong in this instance. That’s all. Fuck sake, that was a joke. Now fuck off. Stop being so precious.

That's literally the only explanation. What are you on about? It’s because you’re wrong in this instance. That’s all.

Hardly a fan club just because everyone simply disagrees with your opinion.

THEY MADE THE MASCOT MD!!

Bring back the Kurt Angle theme!!

Can’t wait for Wenger’s replacement to be broken in the first training session to chants of ‘new fish’.

Alan Brazil

season ticket?? Does me not having a season ticket make my opinion less valid then? Dunno, Crumpy not having a fucking brain makes his opinions much less valid however.

Gayle back in

Got little to do with N'zogbia or Sunderland but I didn't realise until yesterday that Olivier Bernard is only 38 and last kicked a professional football when he was 26. Much tougher than those amateur footballs and penny floaters.

That rings a bell, but not that they were all wearing the same brand, rather it was a single pair of shoes that did the rounds, only one of them had the pleasure of using them at any one time. A bit like the coldsore that gets passed round the band in This is Spinal Tap. Aye that’s what I meant I remember that white pair of trainers being shared.

Wasn't there a whole thing of them all wearing the same pair of shoes?

Pretty sure you were at all those games too, dickhead. Easier to take when you have the odd win sandwiched between them though.

Nah, just a bit longer until the inevitable is confirmed.

Which managers were these under, Shak? Souness/Roeder?

Aye Almost everyone outside of Newcastle will have no idea what the reference is. Spit-take? Norwegian commentators did a spit-take when they saw it It was amazing.

Apparently he asked to play in CM this season as he wasn't enjoying his AM role from last season. Fucking prophet, this guy.

Was it first ever game and trip to SJP? Bet he's absolutely buzzing like mad. Aye I believe so. I bet he's fucking loving it right now.

Absolutely no chance whatsoever.

I just feel happy for Ameritoon.

Nah if a city player had put it forward it’d be offside, only one defender at the back.

He said in an interview last week that Rafa is the difference for him and that he'd be more than happy to sign a permanent deal with us, so assuming that's not all smoke, it's possible.