Fatwax

Fuck all. We've signed some promising players, but they all seem to have some kind of serious injury history and that mixed with our legendary ability to collect a physioroom of players mid-season I have no doubt that we'll be playing some desperate line-ups in the coming months.

That fat Stoke fan trying to act proper cool

Lille sign Joe Cole on loan. Fee agreed for Anton Ferdinand. He's going to QPR!

Please, everybody stop arguing. You are all ruining Davide Santon Day for me!

Same with SSN. Well hopefully we have LB sorted, now what about RM and a striker? Covered in midfield. Dreamland if you think we're going to get another midfielder. The problem with midfield at the moment (Ben Arfa out, Gosling needing time to develop a bit more) is that centrally we have Tiote and Cabaye. Tiote is a defensive/holding midfielder, Cabaye is box to box but needs time to settle in English football (about a season to fully find himself I would imagine), and even though Jonas and Obertan are good runners they just can't put the ball in the box. Jonas against Fuham got to the goal line, turned back and was asking where the f*** is Enrique to put this cross in and Obertan had to cut back in centrally. At the moment in midfield we have no one who I'm fully confident can put the ball in the box, though I think with time Cabaye, Obertan, Gosling will all be able to do this, and of course Ben Arfa will when he comes back. I'd add Vuckic to that list as well. Yeah thats a good shout. however like I said though they all need a little time to develop this, and at the moment their isn't anyone in our midfield who Iwould be confident in being able to put the ball into the box, Ben Arfa aside that is. Arrrrgggghhhhhhh! It's Sunday all over again!

I think there is, oh great forum overlord Aye, righto.

No need for a thread really fella.

His baby was born 6 weeks early and he's been back and forth to the hospital since the birth. Can't remember the exact weight of the baby reported, but it was ridiculously low. Wouldn't be surprised if this has had a massive effect on his game.

I'm on a roll with these threads!

Ba to get slated, coming up next on Soccer Saturday.

Best does look loads more confident this season than last, going off last night. Needs to improve his shooting a bit though.

Our worst player tonight. Needs to sort it out.

He's fucking brilliant! Everything about him! Classy interview aswell

By the laws of the game if a player already has a yellow he can't then get a straight red, it has to be yellow followed by red. Regardless of the infringement.

Undefeated with me bring thread starter. Let's carry on the trend after the CC match.

I want an ap-ple.

I suspect that TT has dished out a few Kansas City Shuffles with that post.

It was class. Can't believe he carried on going and then just collapsed in a heap me and my mate were sat directly behind the incident and were convinced he must have got a stud on the knee or something like that, there was no other explanation for skinning someone and falling over Didn't he get a knock on his knee? I've had that before and it does smart a bit. There a five second delay though? Five seconds you say? My word. I reckon it must have been something like a knock or his knee locked or something because he'd skinned the defender and had got past him with the ball hadn't he? To go down didn't really make much sense. Either way I'm not that bothered, we got a point.

It was class. Can't believe he carried on going and then just collapsed in a heap me and my mate were sat directly behind the incident and were convinced he must have got a stud on the knee or something like that, there was no other explanation for skinning someone and falling over Didn't he get a knock on his knee? I've had that before and it does smart a bit.

'No comment, nothing for me to say on that... sorry'.

Here we go!

Did you not hear? Enrique has quality balls. His balls are quality. Carroll enjoyed Enrique's balls.

Yes. Man up.

He's on about last season clearly.