Fatwax

I don't think he's spent a massive amount of time injured, it was just a bad injury that left him open to a reoccurrence. Might be wrong with that though.

Bendtner is only 23? Holy fuck. Yeah, he won't be coming to us.

Stu said it. From what I've seen that Stu is a stand-up guy and there's no way he'd commit a misdeed such as making stuff up. Nah, he did say it. Seen it on his account.

And next week he will "love" Liverpools fans. They'll be a massive club With a great history etc. etc. Yeah I know. I reckon he still loved being here for a time though, he wouldn't have stayed through the relegation otherwise. Carroll going probably killed it off for him.

Not through handshakes though, surely He should line them up and have a good old fashioned gangster fight. West Side Story style.

All the big hitters, Tiote, Coloccini, Obertan (who had the facial impression of someone trying to do REALLY difficult maths in his head), Ba etc. Even Abeid got a cheeky handshake.

I reckon he loves us as fans, he just loves his career more. Struggle to believe that Liverpool are the best offer available though.

To be fair he did make it seem really thought through. Some going over the top war movie shit right there.

Pardew was walking around in training and deliberately shaking players' hands and patting them on the back. Making an effort to do it to everyone, but blanks some players - notably Barton & Smith. Presenters having some shit patter about it being the possible line up for Saturday or something.

I hope so, no handshake for Alan Smith.

Yeah, try fining Robbie Elliott. Burnt, Ashely. Burnt.

At least we're back in profit now that we've trimmed the wage bill. Can't wait to see how much they add to Pardew's immense transfer war chest. http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/06/01/business/02money.1.L.jpg

he's quite a major signing, always big news when a fee is agreed Aye, but not breaking in the sense that this is the first we've heard of it. I just felt like a dick typing something that we all already knew so started babbling. Your logic makes me feel like a dick.

Medial ligament surgery? Yes.

Fee agreed. Travelling for medial. SSN. Not sure how this is quite breaking news though.. but it is. So there.

He'll get injured before the 90 minutes are up without a doubt being rushed back if so.

a -6 goal diff? You never know, like.

So they'll be really good as opposed to really really good. Or will they?

I actually reckon we might get something from this. You kind of have to I suppose.

Every stream I've found online (including on my iPod Touch) is the FM feed, which is the mackems. Aye same here, just wondered if someone who's got better internet skills had found something. Bit annoying really, the coverage of our friendlies this season has been very poor.

So no internet radio coverage for us?

Imagine if it said we lost 7-0. Meltdown.

They have for about 12 months now or something stupid.

Great response... Thanks for proving what I already thought. Everything you've said has been completely spineles. Yumago, samanes-seki. Really? You've really googled Korean swear words? Regardless of everything else that's kicking off in this thread I must say that this just makes you look like a dick.