Fatwax

It was class. Can't believe he carried on going and then just collapsed in a heap me and my mate were sat directly behind the incident and were convinced he must have got a stud on the knee or something like that, there was no other explanation for skinning someone and falling over Didn't he get a knock on his knee? I've had that before and it does smart a bit. There a five second delay though? Five seconds you say? My word. I reckon it must have been something like a knock or his knee locked or something because he'd skinned the defender and had got past him with the ball hadn't he? To go down didn't really make much sense. Either way I'm not that bothered, we got a point.

It was class. Can't believe he carried on going and then just collapsed in a heap me and my mate were sat directly behind the incident and were convinced he must have got a stud on the knee or something like that, there was no other explanation for skinning someone and falling over Didn't he get a knock on his knee? I've had that before and it does smart a bit.

'No comment, nothing for me to say on that... sorry'.

Here we go!

Did you not hear? Enrique has quality balls. His balls are quality. Carroll enjoyed Enrique's balls.

Yes. Man up.

He's on about last season clearly.

He had a shit attitude. Glad he's gone as he was never going to be used.

I don't think he's spent a massive amount of time injured, it was just a bad injury that left him open to a reoccurrence. Might be wrong with that though.

Bendtner is only 23? Holy fuck. Yeah, he won't be coming to us.

Stu said it. From what I've seen that Stu is a stand-up guy and there's no way he'd commit a misdeed such as making stuff up. Nah, he did say it. Seen it on his account.

And next week he will "love" Liverpools fans. They'll be a massive club With a great history etc. etc. Yeah I know. I reckon he still loved being here for a time though, he wouldn't have stayed through the relegation otherwise. Carroll going probably killed it off for him.

Not through handshakes though, surely He should line them up and have a good old fashioned gangster fight. West Side Story style.

All the big hitters, Tiote, Coloccini, Obertan (who had the facial impression of someone trying to do REALLY difficult maths in his head), Ba etc. Even Abeid got a cheeky handshake.

I reckon he loves us as fans, he just loves his career more. Struggle to believe that Liverpool are the best offer available though.

To be fair he did make it seem really thought through. Some going over the top war movie shit right there.

Pardew was walking around in training and deliberately shaking players' hands and patting them on the back. Making an effort to do it to everyone, but blanks some players - notably Barton & Smith. Presenters having some shit patter about it being the possible line up for Saturday or something.

I hope so, no handshake for Alan Smith.

Yeah, try fining Robbie Elliott. Burnt, Ashely. Burnt.

At least we're back in profit now that we've trimmed the wage bill. Can't wait to see how much they add to Pardew's immense transfer war chest. http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/06/01/business/02money.1.L.jpg

he's quite a major signing, always big news when a fee is agreed Aye, but not breaking in the sense that this is the first we've heard of it. I just felt like a dick typing something that we all already knew so started babbling. Your logic makes me feel like a dick.

Medial ligament surgery? Yes.

Fee agreed. Travelling for medial. SSN. Not sure how this is quite breaking news though.. but it is. So there.

He'll get injured before the 90 minutes are up without a doubt being rushed back if so.