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I wonder how many "Most important things" are on his most important list, most importantly, what's not most important and what's least important?

Don't worry lads he'll be Pardewed soon enough.

Same shit different season, he's had way too many chances to "find a solution.". The only solution left is the one that includes a new manager. Just his usual soundbites in preparation for his grilling/excuses end of season session.

On the case of Coloccini I'll believe what I read when I see some direct quotes, has fallen massively from grace when he shit on us when we needed him most, hasn't been the same player since. However I still believe he has something about him and don't believe a player who was so well respected in his prime would so easily tow the Pardy line. Has he gone to the owner and MD about fears of ambition and recruitment? I hope so. Has he gone to back Pardew and slate HBA? I've seen no quotes either way so I don't know the answer to either tbh. Yes he's our captain and he should be more vocal, is he allowed to be? Ashley, as we know, doesn't like players doing interviews unless it lines his pocket. Are the things he wants to say contradictory to his position? Maybe that why he doesn't talk? Better to stay quiet than say the wrong things, Pardew gets enough vitriol from us for that.

Suarez, case and point, rat faced shit heel, but he is class.

Perhaps the more pertinent reasoning is that Cabaye was pulling the strings on the pitch, despite Pardew to warrant a move to a bigger club with ambition and once Pardews public parading of Cabaye's availability came to fruition he once again had to rely on his own ineptitude but with a perfect excuse?

Gordon, the poster-boy for euthenasia.

I'm sure the signing of Jack Colback on a free would help pacify fans. This and the free transfer of Sunderland u21 reject Liang, exciting days

I'm not sure what I've been reading here, but I feel like I should get a bath now

Alan Pardew is sack....less waste of space

Sa....pping the life out of us?

In all seriousness though, excellent piece Wullie and very insightful into our drab performances. I think he's bought himself more time with shit wins = shit losses philosophy but that would never last in any scenario, it was always going to be a streak away from mutiny. It does beg the question of what this useless tart has to do for the whole crowd to turn against him though. Thankfully the majority is now a minority but I can't understand the staunch defence against such damning facts though.

Right lads enough is enough, we've gone too far now. Pardew is sad and you should all be thoroughly ashamed. Wind your necks in.

I keep trying to reel myself in, gut instinct says gone but really can't face the disappointment of another summer recruitment drive and at least up to January before he gets canned. Ashley would be a fool to keep him, there's a relegation train wreck on the Pardew line that can be avoided.

Well that was coronary inducing levels of stress reading that, I was going to post more quotes to pick holes in but I think we can just about mock the entire piece, every paragraph could be used as a stick to beat him with. The man is made if bullshit.

Aye by rimming the boss at every public opportunity, guy must have an iron jaw.

If you have a range of people writing the articles, I don't see the problem. It's just a different format for the same stuff. Some people just don't do forums, and I understand why. This is a major factor IMO, you get the same sites popping out the same trash, the odd blog offers decent opinion but most fan written sites are mind numbing on Newsnow, I'm sick of reading on-the-fence what Pardew needs for next season articles and we should buy such and such a player clap-trap. I think the diversity of opinions and ideas on here could make for some good articles. Collaborative opinion rather than one man in his bedroom.

It was the main site that brought me on here many years ago, remember it well. I think there's a lot to write about at the moment, we've shared a lot of fact, stats and information on here regarding the Ashley/Pardew regime that aren't made public enough. Our ideas have made a ripple in the waters and it feels good, but I feel for the admins, it is a lot of work and they're right, once this has blown over it will probably have outlived its usefulness. However if it can crank the pressure up even more, is it worth it right now? Newcastle-Online is more than a forum already, it's a highly dysfunctional family that I'm proud to be a part of.

It's good that the tide has finally turned but man some people are just plain stupid, there's still so many supafans out there posting pro-Pardew/anti-Hatem tripe. Uneducated sheep, pisses me off as much as Pardew's utter bullshit!

These cunts have systematically destroyed my love of the game and any affinity I had left with the club. I couldn't even be arsed to watch the highlights last night, not seen anything to do with the game at all. If Pardew is still here next season I'm taking a step away, i can't watch another year of this dross.

You owe me a new phone screen, you made me smash mine!

Exactly, spending a few quid doesn't excite me when we have these bargain bin coaches. Think the analogy has been used before, but it's akin to buying a Bentley then asking a monkey to chauffeur you around in it!

FYP

I knew I wasn't going mad. So how can Pardew claim everything is rosy when he hasn't spoken to Ashley?? From the donkey's own mouth.

Am I holucinating or did I read he'd been having a chat recently with the club captain?