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Can he float a corner/set penis to a tall centre back? And can he cover a full back? How far can he hoof?

Now there's a long pass from the back, a hoof, a panic cleared hoof and a Pardew tactical hoof, where does the aforementioned hoof come into that list?

We're gonna monitor the shit out of some players this summer!

This season is the first time the interest has completely drained away from me as last season I still went to a good few home matches. There's just nothing about the club which makes me even contemplate walking back to St James, atrocious attitude at board level and crap football on the pitch = utterly joyless experience. I'll get the razorblades out, haha I can't even be fucked to check NUFC related stories anymore, now he's definitely staying there's nothing to hope for. Next season is going to be an abortion, humiliating at this rate and it will be bitter sweet to behold. If it helps to get these jokers out though I'll watch from afar. First time I've been on here in days. I'm looking forward to the World Cup, then after that I'll not be watching much football until these soul sucking parasites go toes up.

We all know how Ashley likes a piss take during international break, what will a World Cup bring?!

Being blooded into the team at the right time and played in the right position would be start. Other than that, willing to give him a chance, looks like he has some promise. Does seem odd that with how desperate we are for first team reinforcements we are "splashing out" just shy of £2m on a youth player though?

Seconded

If you're one of the people that thinks it doesn't matter who we sign, we could sign Messi, and Pardew would still make him s***, then what do you possibly have to add to the conversation? Every single signing you're going to chime in and say the same s****. It's boring. If you want to give us a few reasons why this lad has a bright future here we'd be all ears. Otherwise you're just moaning about people moaning and it's very Inochi. I know nothing about the lad. I keep hoping to learn something every time I see the thread bumped, but as usual this thread has been hijacked by the realists.

What's the problem, Pardew is shit and we're lumbered with him and rightly so were all majorly fucked off. Given this scenario and repetitive history it's hard to get excited by anything atm. It feels like whoever we sign, no matter ability or potential, they will be played out of position in a system that stifles their ability. Historically the players have digressed and given up, Pardewed, so excuse me if I can't get excited for any signing because I'm not fucking stupid, I expect the exact same thing to happen again and again under this twat!

I think Pardew got off too lightly there

Sorry Yorkie, it was just a joke like, is this cuz of that Fleetwood thing?

I'm excited to see our new style of Pardew and his English hoofball plodders, it's going to be fucking awesome

sorry couldn't resist, I think you've had enough for one day *nervous laugh*

I heard you did it.

Man that's horrific

That Richard guy is a complete joke. It's fucking embarassing. He needs to be put out of my misery.

http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/newcastle-fans-need-let-go-bitterness/ Let's all be super nice to Mr Ashley and Mr Pardew and they'll reward us by being more ambitious. Seriously, you can't make this shit up, so much How can we do anything with these limp wristed window lickers undermining the cause??

Doesn't mean he can't be accused of it and have more negative press to dent his ego. Guaranteed moolah betting against us in the cups, that's pretty much match fixing iyam.

Tbf you deserve the black eye and bloody nose just for that haircut.

He once touched my pet rabbit inappropriately.

You'd assume that one of the outfield players would replace him in goal and the shootout would continue. Not actually sure though. Correct What would happen in said scenario if the offending team still had a substitution available?

So happy for Hull City today, their supporters must have been shitting it when they went 2-0 up, imagine coming that close to relegation??

His breast milk is 99% bullshit so we was energyless

Not sweary enough.

Polic out!