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Nothing worse than when you can tell the commentary has been added afterwards, I'm sure Match of the Day & other highlight shows make changes to commentary that make it sound less reactive.

Did Alan Robson used to do the announcing or is that purely something I've created in my head from seeing him at the Shearer signing unveiling?

I don't mind Lascelles too much against these, I assume they'll be lumping it up to Calvert-Lewin at every opportunity anyway.

@TeddySAFC If you don't go up do you think Mowbray will be off? Not because of poor performances but just that although he has you playing good football the ownership may want to look for a more dynamic and younger Head Coach, whilst Mowbray has ultimately done more than his job to keep you safe he doesn't seem like the future.

The ramble part of it really seems to have just turned into bantz.

Vish doesn't have a clue, classic Man Utd supporting Londoner.

Does he not fancy Champions League?

Aye Coventry would be pretty fun, if only for mid 90's Panini Sticker Book memories of Steve Ogrizovic, Peter Ndlovu & wondering why they had an Elephant on their badge.

Any of our forward line against Luke O'Nien would be quite a sight to see so for that reason I'm not arsed if they go up.

The 2nd touch (with his left) after receiving the pass from Willock is absolutely perfect.

Nah I wouldn't wear Salmon trousers.

Personally I think we need something a bit more akin to a massive rave, something a bit Ibiza.

Aye I mean it's not like he's playing badly (Villa aside) can tell he's absolutely desperate to get a goal.

Thought Willock played him in a bit too late yesterday, an earlier pass and Gordon has a few more options rather than Forster being able to close the space down so well. He was also in at the end when the move broke down it just needed another pass to the left and he was clean through.

Aren't Brighton very short upfront now with Ferguson & Welbeck out?

Any news on Spurs' injuries?

Hopefully Miggy is back in from the start for this, Spurs don't seem to have any left backs available without having Perisic cover. It's likely they go to a back 3 of Romero, Dier & Sanchez. Miggy could have a field day up against Sanchez.

Brighton have us, Man Utd, Man City,Arsenal & Villa as 5 of their last 9 games. They would need to win at least 3 of those and all their other 4 games to get to 70 points.

Is a draw that bad of a result really? Spurs have Man Utd at home & Liverpool away after us, a draw keeps them 3 points behind and still the game in hand. That would then make Everton away a bit of a free hit in my opinion on the night that Spurs have Man Utd, the following weekend sees our top 4 rivals playing each other (aside from Brighton) so they'll take points off each other (Villa & Liverpool winning looks preferential). In my way of looking at the Southampton game is the bigger one, as long as we avoid defeat on Sunday and then beat Southampton we're looking good.

They're not shit in a bad quality Championship like this season though, Middlesbrough in 4th hadn't won in their last 3 before they humped Norwich on Friday.

If they don't go up this season I can't see how they manage to get Amad again next season, he's been a class above this season which has been a bit surprising given how he didn't really get a kick at Rangers & he probably only ended up at Sunderland because of how bad that loan spell went. I think both the player and Man Utd would be looking to get him a premier league loan next.

What data are Opta using to say we've got a 84% chance of top 4?

Man City & us.

Aye it’s going to be a horrific take blood bath.