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I'll be in on this if there's still spaces going.

So far we've had people putting forward Shane Long & Pepe Reina, even if we had've finished top half last season we wouldn't be after those two. People are going to be disappointed when it's lower end Premier League fringe players and the odd obscure foreigner that we are signing.

Somewhere near the train a station; people being evacuated Nice of you to do that in an Italian accent.

Plus a rebate for those on the long term deals and direct debit option.

They desperately need to find another goal scorer from somewhere, if age catches up with Defoe or he gets an injury they're royally fucked.

If we are planning on playing the same style we have under Rafa in the Championship there's absolutely nothing about Thauvin or Cabella that would fit with that.

Not celebrated like that for a while

I feel for you

Not a clue just what Rob Lee said at a talk-in. Ginola does have a kid with another woman who isn't his wife, so who knows.

Saw her in Topshop, she's absolutely ridiculous. Not even on regular jesus you're hot levels.

Coca Cola QF? I'm sure it was on ITV Yeah it was.

Rob Lee tells a decent story about nights out when they went as a team, he said they'd send Ginola & Ferdinand in first and then the rest would follow in later and pick up whichever women didn't make the cut with Ginola & Ferdinand. Ginola was the first player I had on the back of my shirt, maybe it was because he was foreign but it certainly seemed like he was the first 'superstar' that we bought. The way he took the ball from right in the left back corner against Neil Cox & beat him and then played it back to a defender was a serious case of I know I'm so much better than you from him. It did seem too easy for him at times. Hopefully it's not as a serious as is being reported as although it did end on a sour note with him here he always has good things to say now and actually seems to care about the club.

Better looking.

Pardew with the half time team talk for Liverpool.

so basically david sullivan writing these saying look at us look at us we're important It'll be his wanker grandson's work experience project.

Jerzy Dudek on the FF show last week was the greatest showing of Eastern European fashion I've ever seen.

Just tuned in but I think it is Chris Sutton. Never been the same since we nabbed Shearer off him at Blackburn and his career went down quicker than Mia Malkova.

Neil Ashton and Chris Sutton talking absolute shit as usual.

Club have confirmed to Mark Douglas (Chronicle, Journal & Sunday Sun) that he's not out of contract this summer.

Please Stifler, never ever take any interest in NFL.

Looks like he had a bit of pink eye in his right eye, dirty shit poker.

8 million euro as well, it wasn't like they only paid a few grand for him, he'll be on a decent wage.

Charnley wasn't MD when Shearer was here. I know the bloke is incompetent but I hope he's got enough about him to get this one right. He's an ex tea boy that's had a massive promotion in the last few years yet still being paid poorly for his job role, he's just thankful that he's still employed.

If for only that it lowers the chance that we end up with Brucey.

Until he gets fucked over in October.