KDT

No problem with really religious people, it's when they start feeding their views to you where it gets a bit meh.

Or maybe just maybe there's no meeting taking place today as Kinnear is locked in the bogs in the Dog and Duck after one too many pints of bells.

Formations are great in theory.

Dabbawal? Opposite Bacchus for a quick exit after for drinks.

Good signing for them and a good move for him, he's much better of at Swansea than a bit part player at Liverpool.

He'll get on well with the ultras.

Think there's going to a few goals in that one, BTTS seems a decent bet.

Didn't someone offer them money to have The Bobby Robson Foundation on one of the Sports Direct advertisements and just get fobbed off?

Keeper should be taking them really. Keepers that can't kick are a pet hate of mine.

Uh oh you'll be like the blue version of Geremi if you're only giving people one chance to get things right, you'll be taking everything. The last time I played for a team properly (about 6 years ago) I used to take more or less every throw on both sides of the pitch, unless somebody wanted to play it quickly. I also took all free kicks from deep, most where a direct shot was possible and was penalty taker. Depending on the keeper I used to do the goal kicks as well. I wouldn't take the free-kicks that were being swung in or corners due to my usefulness in the air. Was it your ball or something? I can remember you having a long throw.

Tempted with an Inter and Villarreal double tonight.

Uh oh you'll be like the blue version of Geremi if you're only giving people one chance to get things right, you'll be taking everything.

Fifth foul throw - A hour talking football with Brett?

Inter a decent bet for tonight?

Can we confirm that throw-ins have been practiced?

Yeah they do have a habit of surrendering in the end.

Montpellier have a habit of asking a much higher fee for players than what clubs actually end up paying, it happened with Mbiwa and Giroud, I don't believe we have any real intent on signing Cabella though.

No Champions League winners medals to show off though.

What a thoroughly horrible footballer he is.

The outstanding referee could obviously see a player who had been targeted for most of the match.

So will Nixon be producing even more flicks, tricks and awful penalties (I know I can't say owt after the St James' miss) than usual now that he's an international superstar? I for one hope so.

Like positions and that. Nevermind Jose has PM'd.

Just sorting teams on the day?

For me a squad player is someone who isn't a regular starter but with injuries or loss of form within the first team is able to perform to a good standard. It's a laughing stock that we even have to consider him as having a place on the bench, if you saw him playing for any of the teams in an around us in the league you would have to wonder how a player with zero pace, horrendous technique and a general liability was playing in this league. He's here because he's a good lad in the dressing room, a local lad and due to zero serious investment in the 'squad'.

Marveaux and Shola are definitely good enough to be in a 'squad' of a team that will finish from 7-12 in the league. Elliot might be as well, how good are reserve keepers normally? What has Shola shown you over the past few years that would indicate he has anything above Championship level ability on a regular basis?