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Imagine being told what to do on the pitch by a bloke that thought his team had 12 players on the pitch and played in the champions League every year Being a cuckold to fucking clueless peddlers of commercialised American sports is so fucking grim.

Bayer's forwards have barely had a kick. Atalanta doing a fantastic job here

Gasperini's kegs, man Like sticking your awld Da in a speed-dating kit to get him back 'on the scene'

Atalanta bossing Bayer so far

Largest city in the world, Dublin..... Just keeps doublin and doublin and doublin

Still trying to decipher the Owen Hargreaves accent

They're beyond parody now. Throwing enough shit at the fan and hoping it sticks. This week: let's copy the Arse model and see if a mini-Pep will solve the problem.

I'd be genuinely disappointed if it wasn't tbh

Chelsea, man

Absolutely lovely touch, that

This was interesting in understanding why those Chelsea twats have such a hard on for Brighton

Todd fucking Boely is the type that presents the biggest threat to football as we know it.

?. The kid showed so much promise at Fulham but totally made the wrong move at the wrong time in going to Spurs. He'll be a solid Champo player, but he's on a wing abs and a prayer to make it at the top level.

TAA as a midfielder?

Lolventus

He's got Saudi written all over him, Carlos

Some right gutters of results in that table. Chelsea, Luton, Everton and Brighton

Much will depend on who we bring in during the summer. Our aim should be top 6 and a few cup runs.

Still registered. He's there to keep Ederson company apparently.

Has such little impact on games nowadays

His ball-winning ability is second to none

Bournemouth have had their chances to win as well in this game, for fucks sake.

Fuck Chelsea, man

Fuck me. Throwing this away.